Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Veritass, May 5, 2009.
I like my women lik my asians: since they are both cheap and nasty.
I like it when the judge of the thread doesn't take a week to make a decision!!!
I like my judges like I like my prostitutes: on time.
I like my judges like I like my watch: On time.
Someone take the reins!
OK. I like my toilet paper like I like my girlfriends:
I look forward to seeing what you can do with it.
*cringes in his chair*
(Just say it like "I like my toilet paper like I like my (whatever you want here):")
I like my toilet paper like I like my girlfriends: I go through them quickly, but not before they're used.
Always there when I need them & not afraid to do dirty work!
I like my toilet paper like I like my girlfriends: Covered in my excreted waste. (a la cleveland steamer)
Lying mangled in the garbage.
Bad analogy. Who likes prostitutes who keep looking at their watch every two minutes?
I like my women like my toilet paper: soft and silky.
... What? I meant punctual.
in good supply!
I like my toilet paper like I like my girlfriends: covered in a white substance
I like my women like I like my Asians: no speaka english.
You've missed a bit... or did you do that on purpose?
I like my women like I like my comedy improv threads - disorganized, abusive & never on time.
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