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Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Veritass, May 5, 2009.

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  1. classical_hero

    classical_hero In whom I trust

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    I like my women lik my asians: since they are both cheap and nasty.
     
  2. Fr8monkey

    Fr8monkey Deity

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    I like it when the judge of the thread doesn't take a week to make a decision!!!
     
  3. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    I like my judges like I like my prostitutes: on time.

    :mad:
     
  4. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    I like my judges like I like my watch: On time. :mad:
     
  5. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    Someone take the reins!
     
  6. cardgame

    cardgame Obsessively Opposed to the Typical

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    OK. I like my toilet paper like I like my girlfriends:

    I look forward to seeing what you can do with it. :goodjob: :salute:

    *cringes in his chair*
     
  7. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    (Just say it like "I like my toilet paper like I like my (whatever you want here):")
     
  8. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    I like my toilet paper like I like my girlfriends: I go through them quickly, but not before they're used.
     
  9. Narz

    Narz keeping it real

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    Always there when I need them & not afraid to do dirty work!
     
  10. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    I like my toilet paper like I like my girlfriends: Covered in my excreted waste. (a la cleveland steamer)
     
  11. mechaerik

    mechaerik Tuturuu!

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    Lying mangled in the garbage.
     
  12. Yeekim

    Yeekim Moderator Moderator

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    Nicely perfumed.
     
  13. Yeekim

    Yeekim Moderator Moderator

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    Bad analogy. Who likes prostitutes who keep looking at their watch every two minutes?:rolleyes:
     
  14. classical_hero

    classical_hero In whom I trust

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    I like my women like my toilet paper: soft and silky.
     
  15. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    ... What? I meant punctual.
     
  16. Azale

    Azale Deity

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    in good supply!
     
  17. StarWorms

    StarWorms Deity

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    I like my toilet paper like I like my girlfriends: covered in a white substance
     
  18. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    I like my women like I like my Asians: no speaka english.
     
  19. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    You've missed a bit... or did you do that on purpose? :p
     
  20. Narz

    Narz keeping it real

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    I like my women like I like my comedy improv threads - disorganized, abusive & never on time.
     
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