How Would You Rather Die?

[Phlegmak]

In Naked Gun 2, Leslie Nielson stated a bunch of ways to die that were better than being beaten and burned. (He was referring to OJ Simpson being injured and dying.) One of those were:

"Getting your gonads trapped in a combine. Yeah, that's the way I want to go."

 

[Irish Caesar]

Either one or five; knowing it's coming is far worse than it actually happening.

 

[Mise]

Who would be crazy enough to vote #1 or #2?

The kind of person that ends up with #3 ?



I voted for my loved ones to watch me die, without them even trying to save me. Probably not quite the same as the poll option suggests, but.....

 

[Masquerouge]

#5. But not too soon

 

[amadeus]

By sexual satisfaction.

 

[EconomistBR]

I have allways wanted to fall several hudred meters. I want my last moments to be filled with adrenalin.

You want your last moments to be filled with absolute terror and screams.

Sealed in an iron ball and fired into the sun by a nuclear cannon for me

Why not use a spaceship?

I dont do things that way

WTH???? The exchange was very funny. "I dont do things that way"

I was going back and forth between #2 and #1, and finally picked #1.

2??!! Nasty

I think Eran's is the more moral option.

My preferred death is one that occurs due to my own free will.

I agree 100%. My own free will, exactly.
Why should nature or chance determine my death?

 

[Irish Caesar]

2??!! Nasty

It's much more hardcore.

And it's potentially a huge artistic statement.

 

[Japanrocks12]

I don't want that fear that I know it's coming soon without knowing precisely when

 

[El_Machinae]

60,000 people are forced to pick options 2 & 3.
Every day.

 

[Mise]

I'd wanna know when I'm gonna die so I can make the last moments really count.

 

[Mise]

60,000 people are forced to pick options 2 & 3.
Every day.

Pick options 2 and 3 or pick between them?

 

[El_Machinae]

Pick options 2 and 3 or pick between them?

There's quite a bit of overlap between those two.
But, you could slot 60,000 people (per day) into those two categories. Sometimes you'd have trouble decided which of those two to go into, I guess.

That's a LOT of suffering that should be alleviated.

 

[Erik Mesoy]

I can't believe nobody's answered with this yet:

...in a state of grace.

 

[Kozmos]

Isnt the state of grace reserved for after you die?

 

[Miles Teg]

I've thought about this a good bit.

In a general sense I'd like to die at the age of 95 or so, preferably unclothed with a similarly unclothed woman. Like that'll ever happen

If I'm to be executed, I'd prefer the firing squad if available. It'll hurt a little more, but I might give some poor executioners nightmares, and I know it will give the governor a headache. I'm just nice like that . If firing squad is not an option I'll go for the Hangman's Noose. To bad it can't be public.

If I'm murdered or theirs a war going on I'd like to die with a weapon in my hand and an awful lot of company. At least I might be remembered.

If I ever commit suicide I'd like to jump off the Grand Canyon. Or anything high up really.

 

[Narz]

#4, I can't believe anyone voted anything else!

 

[Leonel]

Fast if I were defending something I believed in.

But if not, in my sleep. I'd rather not feel the apprehension one feels when contemplating one's own mortality before actually passing away.

 

[Trafalgar]

With the least pain to those who love me.

 

[puglover]

#1 In an epic battle against evil. That would be an awesome way to die.

 

[brainpan]

Like puglover said. I would like to die in an epic battle against evil. I would also like to die while saving innocents from bad guys.