Just figured out the puzzle

[Core Imposter]

21 December 2012

Not going to be an earthquake or asteroid. It is an issue time and space.

We have learned that time is not linear but curved and multidimensional. Its not the earth or the people that will end on 21 Dec, but the calendar. We will experience a time shift and we can't know what this will mean in detail. A wrinkle in time will take us to another when.

Perhaps all living things will be shifted back 5,000 years, or forward. Or sideways.

It won't be over, it will be reset.

This means both, Obama will not get four more years nor will Romney get elected.

Incredibly cool.

 

[Antilogic]

Dude, you are channeling some serious Attacko here. You need to start ending your posts with the smiley.

 

[Borachio]

End of the Mayan calendar?

Check back on the 22nd, then.

 

[peter grimes]

I believe we will indeed be shifted in time: by one day, forward. Just like every other day.

@op: you claim that we have learned that time is multidimensional?

Please provide evidence. Remember - that which is asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence.

 

[Leoreth]

I think you'd get along well with this site: TIMECUBE.

Oh, and by the way, the Mayan calendar didn't include leap years so it's long exhausted already.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

You should watch Film Brains revive of the monstrosity of a movie.

 

[Sonereal]

The satire radiating off the OP is incredible.

 

[Ailedhoo]

...and then Lavos rise from the Earth and rained fire on all!

...and the future refused to change!

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Its not the earth or the people that will end on 21 Dec, but the calendar.

Where have you been buying calendars?

 

[Mechanicalsalvation]

So the end of calendar means the end of calendar? Great to see you have solved that one...

 

[Borachio]

I think you'd get along well with this site: TIMECUBE.

Oh, and by the way, the Mayan calendar didn't include leap years so it's long exhausted already.

Time cube! That's great! I enjoyed reading about 1/10 of that, but it goes on for a long time. Is it like that all the way down? Reminded me of when I tried listening to a schizophrenic person one time.

Leap years and the Mayan calendar? Pffft! Mere details.

 

[peter grimes]

Time cube! That's great! I enjoyed reading about 1/10 of that, but it goes on for a long time. Is it like that all the way down? Reminded me of when I tried listening to a schizophrenic person one time.

Yep. It's turtles all the way down. Trust me.

 

[Leifmk]

I think you'd get along well with this site: TIMECUBE.

That was what I was coming here to post. The OP (and everyone else) is obviously educated stupid by evil professors.

 

[LightSpectra]

who's that crazy guy that tried to get the Democratic nomination in the 1970s that advocated a transatlantic bridge and quarantining people with HIV? Anyone know what I'm talking about?

 

[Formaldehyde]

We are saved!

Even more at Amazon:

 

[peter grimes]

who's that crazy guy that tried to get the Democratic nomination in the 1970s that advocated a transatlantic bridge and quarantining people with HIV? Anyone know what I'm talking about?

HIV wasn't formally described until the late 1980's...

 

[Leifmk]

who's that crazy guy that tried to get the Democratic nomination in the 1970s that advocated a transatlantic bridge and quarantining people with HIV? Anyone know what I'm talking about?

That would have to be Lyndon LaRouche, guiding star of hordes of crazies for many decades now.

 

[aelf]

So... the end of the calendar means some kind of end-of-time event? Woah!

 

[cybrxkhan]

I'm so looking forward to the apocalypse.

 

[Leifmk]

I'm so looking forward to the apocalypse.

Everyone thinks they'll be Mad Max but really they'd be one of the skulls in that pile over there.