m-NotWIII: A Game of Thrones--Game Thread

Darth Caeſar, you're trying to form a bandwagon. I, Takhiſis ſhould get the hat inſtead, unleſs ſomeone more truſtworthy can be found.
 
I am forming no bandwagon, I simply consulted random.org

And here are some jokes.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?


Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, and after finishing their dinner they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" "Watson, you idiot!" he exclaims, "Somebody's stolen our tent!"


A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
 
Thy claim about conſulting random.org is the biggeſt joke of them all, my good ſir.
 
The firſt poſt after the update, with an unbaſed accuſation. What doſt thou take me for, good ſir?
 
Was laſt Day that long? Then I muſt poſt this ſong:

Link to video.
 
classical_hero is propagating the alcohol hegemony. Since I have no better leads, I want him dead.
 
I thought that the sheep-lovers were the Aussies…
 
I thought that the sheep-lovers were the Aussies…
OOC:

I think there is something like 12.5 sheep for every person in NZ but unlike Oz we only farm them, we don't try to sexually abuse them.
 
You're in New Zealand. Iſlands. Where could thoſe ſheep of yours run away to? ſheep can't ſwim.
 
what are you talking about? I live in the Kingdom of Traum, as do we all. It is not just me that is a loss due to my sheep running away. You won't be able to pay me for rides anymore. So you best give back my staff/crook thing so I can round up those sheep and you all can go back the the naughty ways that the king was so fond off!!!!
 
*hic* Darth Caesar made an interesting *hic* vote switch yesterday. He went *hic* with the civplayah vote at first, but *hic* then went over to Seon when it *hic* looked like the wagon on *hic* civplayah might be diverted *belch*.
 
And he poſted right after the update and tried to ſtart a bandwagon. Too eager to kill people IMHO.
 
By the way, I remember that somebody told me that he knew who had the horse. Can that person contact me?
 
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