Wyrmshadow
Deity
I'm on a real Crimson Skies kick right now. I spent all day today making the Brigand from scratch. The Devastator someone else made and I just modified. This one is all my own.

Ozzy the crimson sky universe is very interesting and unfortunately they didnt make the newest games for the PC only the X-box.
Hey Man, you left out unit X
Have you ever thought about making stuff for Civ4?
You're super awesome! Can you make X?
You should make a scenario with all your units.
You don't have be be so mean
Wyrm's ignoring me???
What would it take for you to make X?
That unit is really awesome. Could do it again but this time in a different color?
Can you teach me how to make units like you do?
How do I add your units to my game?
Could you make your units match the ones in the game?
OMG!! ROFL KEWL!!! (I write all comments in smiles and AOL txt phrases)
OMG, this is so kewl. My comment consists of a 3 page essay about the history of this really awesome unit. I'm excited!
Oh wow, this unit is amazing. I've been waiting a long time for this.
Have any amphibian plane units been made?
All the planes are listed by their names and I have no idea what an amphibian plane would be called. (probably something like an XQ324-1Z or something*)
*sorry, a pet peeve of mine is when aircraft unit makers call their airplane by it's real name. I guess that's okay for the like two people out there who know the difference between a "MiG-15" and a "YF-23", but for the rest of us can you call them "WW2 fighter jet, USA" or "modern bomber, Israel" so we know how to use them.
What stats should this unit have?
Do you have bodypaint for C4D? I believe that is what is used for texturing although I could be wrong. It might be easier than using UV mapper as a seperate program.I don't do any texture work within C4D because I haven't figured that out yet. I've recently tried using UVmapper. Goto Bjornlo's turtorials for a link. It's a complicated process that I've only just now started to learn how to do. It's what I used for the upgraded Devastator on the previous pages.
For lack of a better place and since this is my thread; I thought I'd write this little tidbit while my planes rendered. These are some of the constant stream of questions and PM's I get on this forum. I thought I'd take the time and give a blanket answer for all as I encounter them.
1st Edition of the Civfanatics
Newbish to Wyrm Pocket Dictionary
Comment: "Hey Man, you left out unit X"
Translation:"It's not enough that you just made several dozen (or hundreds) of units but you left out my favorite eccentric piece of military hardware. Shame on you."
Answer: I either do not have a model for X, or deemed it too rare or uninteresting to devote time to making one myself. If you could cough one up, I would gladly make X for you. If you can't then quickly get lost.
Comment:"Have you ever thought about making stuff for Civ4?"
Translation:" I'm an ignorant boob and have no idea about the different hardware and knowledge needed to make grafix for 2 different games. I'm a consumer and therefore produce nothing but opinion and demand.
Answer: I do not play Civ4. I have played Civ4 and did not like it. I do not have the neccessary specialized software to produce grafics for Civ4. I have too many projects for Civ3 to start over.I have said on many occasions that I will not make anything for Civ4. You're new here arent you?
Comment:"You're super awesome! Can you make X?"
Translation: Now that I have sufficiently greesed the wheels of beauracracy by obsequeious flattery.... Can you drop all your plans and make X for absolutely nothing in return for you valuable time? I have been a member of this forum for 5 years and have a whopping 7 posts, but I'M A BIG FAN! If you make this for me then you will never hear from me again.
Answer:
1. Search the forum. I've done over 1000 units. I've probably already made it. Don't be lazy, I won't search for you.
2. It's on my a To-Do list after "roller-skating green baboon ninja", be patient.
3. No.
Comment: "You should make a scenario with all your units."
Translation: It's not enough that you have spent years making these grafix, but now I want you to spend just as much time trying to incorporate them into a massive MOD because im too lazy/stupid to do it myself.
Answer:There are other poeple that make scenarios. I just make units. Człowiek leniwy.
Comment: "You don't have be be so mean"
Translation: I'm new and this guy scares me. I have no grasp of wit, sarcasm or the blatant antipathy directed at me. I am thin skinned and my fragile feelings get hurt at the drop of a hat. I'm telling mommy (Moderator).
Answer: Yes I do. It keeps the rabble in their place.
Comment: "Wyrm's ignoring me???"
Translation: I'm a dumba$$ who constantly annoys or angers Wyrmshadow. I am now on Wyrm's Ignore list and my posts cannot be seen by him.
Answer: I thought I heard a noise. Someone say something?
Comment: "What would it take for you to make X?"
Translationlease! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
Answer: I have deeply deeply personal reasons why I don't like suck-ups. Meet me halfway somehow and then we'll talk. Otherwise you have to wait for your random unit X to be made like everyone else.
Comment: "That unit is really awesome. Could do it again but this time in a different color?"
Translation: Yes I'd like to super-size my fries.
Answer: If I was going to make another version I'd make it obvious and put forth the hard work of researching and texturing another version. Otherwise, don't make me kill you.
Comment: "Can you teach me how to make units like you do?"
Translation: Not only am I too ignorant to search for an entire sub forum dedicated to Tutorials, I also missed the links in your signature to videos explaining how you make your units. I know next to nothing about computer grafix and have zero artistic ability. Is it easy?
Answer: No. You're not the first. I've wasted too much time on too many poeple for too few rewards. Young Skywalker must prove he is worthy before he can be taught the ways of the Force.
Comment: "How do I add your units to my game?"
Translation: I have no idea what Tutorial means.
Answer: (sound of crickets chirping)
Comment: "Could you make your units match the ones in the game?"
Translation: I have no idea what quality means.
Answer: Firaxis sux.
Comment:"OMG!! ROFL KEWL!!! (I write all comments in smiles and AOL txt phrases)"
Translation: I'm a child that shouldn't be allowed near adults until my acne clears and my testes drop.
Answer: (ignore)
Comment:"OMG, this is so kewl. My comment consists of a 3 page essay about the history of this really awesome unit. I'm excited!"
Translation: I have no life and computer sprites make me happy. I feel the need to share my encyclopedic knowledge of this unit and exactly how I plan on implementing it into my super-duper fantastic and massive 30 gig mega-unit scenario encompasing 10,000 years of human history and magic.
Answer: Get a crowbar. Pry yourself away from the computer. Find a female from the same species and get laid, now. I grow tiresome of hearing your stories every time I post a unit.
Bookmark this post, more to come as I encounter them.
Fortunately, there is no magic in my mod, so I know it's not directed to me..my super-duper fantastic and massive 30 gig mega-unit scenario encompasing 10,000 years of human history and magic.
Fortunately, there is no magic in my mod, so I know it's not directed to me![]()
Fortunately, there is no magic in my mod, so I know it's not directed to me![]()
1st Edition of the Civfanatics...
Newbish to Wyrm Pocket Dictionary
Ah, ok, lazy person then. My polish translator will be shot immediately.![]()