Random Rants 80: Computer Says No

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Oooooh ... Vigo Mortensen or Milo Ventimiglia? Now that's a question!

It's that time of the year where my dishwasher stops working and starts beeping so I try a bunch of random crap to appease it and after a few days it starts working again.
Oooooh will we be seeing you in the Shopping thread soon? :)

My rant for today is about stupid technology ... first, my work computers both rebooted themselves last night, which I hate because all my stuff I have open is closed and it's such a pain to get everything back how I like it. And then while I'm trying to work, my stupid internet goes off for like half an hour, and I'm just like AAAAGGGGHHHH!
 
Oooooh will we be seeing you in the Shopping thread soon? :)
Perhaps, my dear, but not if I can avoid it. I've tried rebooting it, cleaning it's filter and clearing the drainage. Unfortunately to no avail yet. I've also promised it my firstborn. It noted that I already did that the last time it broke down. It also pointed out the lack of women in my life. Ouch.
I'm currently reading it Byron's Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, I expect it to cave before sundown. I am however ready to make further concessions. The only thing that isn't on the table is washing up the damned dishes by frickin' hand!! :mad:
 
Has your repairman taken a look a it for you? My dishwasher was acting up a couple years ago, it wouldn't run at all because it had an issue with its pipe, and it was going to cost me like $400 to have it fixed, so I just had it replaced instead. I don't like my new one nearly as much, it doesn't get things quite as sparkling clean as my old one did, but at least it doesn't have issues (sometimes I'd wake up and find my dishes weren't cleaned!)

If you send me your dirty dishes by post, I'll clean them for you and send them back to you (and maybe put some of my homemade cookies in there too)

I've also promised it my firstborn.
Ummmm ... don't you need my permission to make such a promise?
 
It's that time of the year where my dishwasher stops working and starts beeping so I try a bunch of random crap to appease it and after a few days it starts working again.

Perhaps, my dear, but not if I can avoid it. I've tried rebooting it, cleaning it's filter and clearing the drainage. Unfortunately to no avail yet. I've also promised it my firstborn. It noted that I already did that the last time it broke down. It also pointed out the lack of women in my life. Ouch.
I'm currently reading it Byron's Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, I expect it to cave before sundown. I am however ready to make further concessions. The only thing that isn't on the table is washing up the damned dishes by frickin' hand!! :mad:
The beeping makes me think it's a bigger problem, but have you tried clearing the nozzles in the swinging arms? I find that the filter on my dishwasher is completely useless and food gets into the nozzles and clogs them up frequently.
 
Has your repairman taken a look a it for you?
Inviting strange men into my apartment and have them fiddling around with my appliances? What would the neighbours say? No, I will have none of it.
If you send me your dirty dishes by post, I'll clean them for you and send them back to you (and maybe put some of my homemade cookies in there too)
Wow, well this is a clear win win win in my book. Expect a significant shipment of dirty cutlery delivered soon.
Ummmm ... don't you need my permission to make such a promise?
I was hoping to slip this one in at a later point but yes, some of our offspring has been promised away to various home appliances for their cooperation. I do apologise for the inconvenience. But I expect our union to the very fruitful. There'll be enough for even the toaster to have it's share.
The beeping makes me think it's a bigger problem, but have you tried clearing the nozzles in the swinging arms? I find that the filter on my dishwasher is completely useless and food gets into the nozzles and clogs them up frequently.
Investigating the nozzles and the swinging arms is indeed next on my list. Am currently adorning my shaman robe and will light up some sage and clear it of evil spirits. Progress is being made, I can feel it.
 
Just your cutlery? You're not ... having your horse clean your plates, are you?

You only get to promise 50% of them ... either their right half or left half? That's why your appliances aren't working right, because you've only satisfied half of your deal. So how are you going to convince me to get on board?

You could have all your walls replaced with transparent glass, so your neighbors can see that nothing fishy's going on in your house.
 
I caught my mother's cold.

On top of that, I also started my monthly...yeah. Coughing is fun. :ack:
 
Oooooh ... Vigo Mortensen or Milo Ventimiglia? Now that's a question!


Oooooh will we be seeing you in the Shopping thread soon? :)

My rant for today is about stupid technology ... first, my work computers both rebooted themselves last night, which I hate because all my stuff I have open is closed and it's such a pain to get everything back how I like it. And then while I'm trying to work, my stupid internet goes off for like half an hour, and I'm just like AAAAGGGGHHHH!

Vigo looks good, but he must be 80 years old or something. I recall him being in Carlito's Way, an Al Pacino movie in the 80s, looking the same age as Pacino :)

(wiki says he is 60; Pacino is 79...)
 
I don't understand the appeal of dishwashers. There are a bunch of things you can't put in the dishwasher, and you have to pre-wash everything anyways before you put them in. It takes so much effort and coordination to "save time" that you end up saving nothing. You could have just cleaned the darned things immediately.
 
Pre-rinsing isn't always necessary and takes a few seconds at most. If you do a lot of cooking, a dishwasher saves a ton of time. I do clean my dishes immediately as I cook - by throwing them in the dishwasher as I go.
 
I don't understand the appeal of dishwashers. There are a bunch of things you can't put in the dishwasher, and you have to pre-wash everything anyways before you put them in. It takes so much effort and coordination to "save time" that you end up saving nothing. You could have just cleaned the darned things immediately.

That's exactly what I do (most of the time anyway) and it works fine.
 
It's not a dishwasher, it's a dish rinser/dryer and sanitize. ;)
 
I don't understand the appeal of dishwashers.
I would respectfully suggest that this is because (for all domestic intents and purposes) you live on your own. As part of a family of four, I would not want to live without a dishwasher!

(I already washed plenty of dishes as a child/ teen/ uni-student/ backpacker, and am very happy that I don't need to do it -- so much -- anymore!)
There are a bunch of things you can't put in the dishwasher, and you have to pre-wash everything anyways before you put them in. It takes so much effort and coordination to "save time" that you end up saving nothing. You could have just cleaned the darned things immediately.
It really doesn't take that much time, though.

I do most of the after-meal cleanup in our house, including loading the dishwasher: plates, cups, robust glassware, cutlery, utensils mixing-bowls, occasionally saucepan-lids and rarely saucepans. I know where everything fits most neatly, so have a (kinda) system to use the space most efficiently. It usually takes ~2 days to fill it completely, and then we run it (unless we're about to go away for >1 day+night, in which case it will be run regardless of fullness!).

Hand-washing the few remaining items takes maybe 5-10 minutes: delicate glassware, all wooden items, our good kitchen-knives and pans. Unless the dishwasher is going to be run that evening, plastic lunch-boxes/drinks-bottles which will be needed the next morning are also handwashed.

Regardless of whether any item is going to be dishwashed or hand-washed, large food-scraps are scraped directly into the compost-bin, smaller stuff gets rinsed into the sink (to be sieved out and dumped into the bin later). I generally only do a thorough pre-rinse on plates/ bowls that still have lots of semi-liquid/ fatty/ oily food-residue (e.g. ketchup, mayo, yoghurt) adhering to them.
 
Stop drinking asap. :lol:
 
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