Random Rants LV: The Joy of Ranting

[bhsup]

Goats are cool. You can never have too many goats.

 

[classical_hero]

Goats are terrible, they will destroy anything in their path.

 

[Takhisis]

Goats are awesome, they will destroy anything in their path.

FTFY, my good sir.

 

[Antilogic]

If only there was some way we could simulate that experience. Then we would know if they were terrible or awesome.

 

[Tee Kay]

If I ever buy a house with a lawn I'm keeping a grazing animal.

 

[gay_Aleks]

goat = lawnmower machine that makes milk and meat

 

[Timsup2nothin]

If I ever buy a house with a lawn I'm keeping a grazing animal.

Aren't goats in that group that pulls up and eats the roots? There's two different groups of grazing animals. One group leaves a 'mowed lawn' effect, and the other is like a scorched earth policy...

 

[Bugfatty300]

Goat meat is too stringy if you ask me.

 

[The_J]

Christmas is looming menacingly on the horizon. And getting ever nearer.

I don't like it. Not one bit.

I saw christmas decoration here in the town center.
WHY???

 

[Borachio]

Retailers are desperate to sell you stuff, I guess.

 

[bhsup]

I'm kind of a Skyrim nut, so naturally when I stumbled across this lock screen replacement for my phone, I thought "hey this looks neato keen fun" and immediately downloaded it. And naturally I selected the elite difficulty setting. I just spent the last 45 minutes trying to break back into my own gorram phone!

App uninstalled and back to my nice PIN entry lock screen.

 

[Arakhor]

According to the comments, you could have just hit Back to bypass the whole screen altogether.

 

[bhsup]

Kinda wishing you hadn't let me know about that.

 

[Arakhor]

 

[Tee Kay]

Aren't goats in that group that pulls up and eats the roots? There's two different groups of grazing animals. One group leaves a 'mowed lawn' effect, and the other is like a scorched earth policy...

Either is fine.

 

[Zack]

I thought goat was the guy who played for the Bulls in the 90s?

 

[choxorn]

It's so nice to have a stomachache with nausea and be hungry at the same time. It's like my stomach can't decide between "FEED ME" and "I'll regurgitate anything you give me"

 

[Civ'ed]

I was not aware flies were this skilled at a) waking someone up and b) keeping them awake.

 

[madviking]

It's so nice to have a stomachache with nausea and be hungry at the same time. It's like my stomach can't decide between "FEED ME" and "I'll regurgitate anything you give me"

sounds like being drunk too

 

[cybrxkhan]

I fell into the trap of casually walking into an EUIV thread on the PI forums about eurocentrism/technology levels/is Europe or the rest of the world too overpowered/etc. Thankfully, I pulled back in time before it was too late, before I was sucked into the void of darkness.

Regardless of your stance on the issues, even casually browsing through one of those threads is like staring into the darkest pits of humanity, into the very abyss itself.