Random Rants LXXXIX: I HATE MOVING!

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If your nose protrudes from your mask, you look stupid and you are stupid. Also it looks like an ugly squished-up peen.

Think about that.
 
If your nose protrudes from your mask, you look stupid and you are stupid. Also it looks like an ugly squished-up peen.

Think about that.

I'm not posting it because it's NSFW, but a few months ago I saw an image comparing wearing your mask with your nose hanging out to wearing your pants so low your penis hangs out, and it was a pretty apt comparison.
 
I want to sink into the ground and disappear forever.
 
I'm getting real sick and tired of not being able to do any of my hobbies. Covid and price scalpers have seen to that.
 
Biden got sworn in and gotten myself a package of Bud to numb myself.
 
Yes, also that. I mean, Budweiser? If you're drinking just to get drunk it makes sense not to waste palatable beer, but still.
 
I like Budweiser. It's a good beer. I'm going with The Banquet, tonight, myself.
 
Yes, also that. I mean, Budweiser? If you're drinking just to get drunk it makes sense not to waste palatable beer, but still.
If any of the elven wines from WoW were a reality, I'd drink that. But I have to make due with any cheep beer.
 
If any of the elven wines from WoW were a reality, I'd drink that. But I have to make due with any cheep beer.
Have some dignity.
There are better cheap beers than Bud.
 
Have some dignity.
There are better cheap beers than Bud.
Miller High Life FTW... the Alpha and Omega of cheap beer.

Also Yuengling... but you probably have to have lived in Philly (or PA) to know about that one. I think they started selling outside of PA sometime in the last decade though... a hidden gem of cheap beer.

TBH I'd rather have Natty Ice than Bud... I mean Bud is technically better quality, but Natty tastes almost like stale carbonated water, so I prefer that to the taste of Bud, which tastes like ground up old dry potpourri in carbonated water.
 
Miller High Life FTW... the Alpha and Omega of cheap beer.

Also Yuengling... but you probably have to have lived in Philly (or PA) to know about that one. I think they started selling outside of PA sometime in the last decade though... a hidden gem of cheap beer.

TBH I'd rather have Natty Ice than Bud... I mean Bud is technically better quality, but Natty tastes almost like stale carbonated water, so I prefer that to the taste of Bud, which tastes like ground up old dry potpourri in carbonated water.
Yuengling has been available at least since 2008 here in Atlanta, Georgia. (I don't drink at all, but I know it was a favorite of my roommates during my sophomore and senior years of college. My roommates freshman and junior year preferred binging on huge quantities of Natty Ice. The junior year roommates also loved their absinthe.)
 
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