Random Rants : Pissed tae th' gills

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:twitch: I'd be throwing a tantrum and #occupying campus if I were you. Need an y gasoline, matches, oreos, rope, paint?

You assume that's not already my intention.
 
My little left toe hurts like a female dog due to someone accidentally stepping on it the day before a game, my iPad's internet browser has decided to not work, my phone sucks for typing, and the girl I like has a habit of missing the texts I send her occasionally. Frustrating as hell.
 
You're such an absinthe-minded fellow.

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My little left toe hurts like a female dog due to someone accidentally stepping on it the day before a game, my iPad's internet browser has decided to not work, my phone sucks for typing, and the girl I like has a habit of missing the texts I send her occasionally. Frustrating as hell.

Look up, Sam, you're still young!

Me? Ache like a SOB from putting in a floor, and still got another to start Wednesday and I gotta be back in Brooklyn by next Monday and I'm over-budget on the project. :/
 
no such thing
Your reasoning is erroneous. If you keep on this track I might withdraw my backing from the #madi4hops2013 campaign.
Ahhhh. Peanut butter. One of my favorite past-times is peanut butter, lunch meat, and mayo sandwiches. :yumyum:
Hmmm. Meat and mayonnaise is always a good start.
 
The one who always seems to be playing and the one who thinks 3:30 in the morning is the best possible time to make noise are different guys. It's the second one I have a problem with. I think he and his friends are also the ones who sometimes stink up part of the suite with the stench of weed and cigarettes.

Oh hey, that sounds like all 3 of my roommates. Add in my apartment turning into a bar Friday-Saturday-Sunday as well.

Though I'm the guy who stays up until 3:30 :lol:
 
Due to my brilliant mastery of procrastination, I've been working on a large-ish annotated bibliography (by my standards) since yesterday. Ten sources, one page each. Meaning I have to dig through maybe seven books and find a few useful nuggets in each, plus several articles, one of which is in German.

It's due tomorrow.

I've knocked out all but three, but I'm running out of time. Ugh. This is all my fault, but I never learn, do I?
 
People who put various other sugary type things in coffee, STOP! It's one thing to put milk, creamer, or regular sugar in it, but stop putting crap like chocolate, caramel, mint, Nutella, and marshmellows in your coffee! It's super super super gross. What's next, putting actual garbage from a landfill on top of a pizza?
 
People who put various other sugary type things in coffee, STOP! It's one thing to put milk, creamer, or regular sugar in it, but stop putting crap like chocolate, caramel, mint, Nutella, and marshmellows in your coffee! It's super super super gross. What's next, putting actual garbage from a landfill on top of a pizza?


Going to the average Starbucks must be pretty... bad for you.
 
Going to the average Starbucks must be pretty... bad for you.

It's pretty atrocious. Not only do you have to deal with the employee looking at you as if you have brain damage when you order your coffee black, the stupid stuff is brewed around the assumption that you are going to half fill your cup with cream and corn syrup, so getting it unadulturated is sort of like going to a fountain drink station where they didn't hook up the soda water half of it. Oh yea, and it costs like 7 bucks or something dippy.
 
Corn syrup is still legal?
 
Corn syrup is still legal?

It is kinda fun to put it onto ice cream straight. I just wouldn't do it very often. Makes it so your spoon can stand straight up without actually touching the ice cream. This post should be in the raves section.
 
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