Random Rants VI: See, this is why we can't have nice things!

[Bigfoot3814]

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can call this a haiku?

He can if he WANTS to. I could call it a frisbee if I wanted to. Illogical? Nay!

Shep said it best.

"Talk about logic, that's logic. Logic, of course being the logic we've all agreed upon."

-Jean Sheperd

 

[Mise]

This is a good source on Haikus: http://www.ahapoetry.com/haiartjr.htm

 

[choxorn]

Ah, sports.

Why must I always be on the team that sucks?

 

[Whomp]

I did not have any teeth removed.

I have to go back on August 14 to go under general anesthesia.

Silver lining: I've got a course of antibiotics to take the whole time I'm away, so that allays worries about flare-ups. And I've got a new script for numnums painkillers, so that allays worries about flare-ups.

But this isn't done with like I wanted it to be and now I have a date to be anxious about.

Go to a maxiofacial surgeon over the dentist. Believe me it will make an enormous difference in your pain intake. You may even get a local.

 

[holiday_hawk]

I've lost my cellphone charger for the millionth time.

 

[LucyDuke]

Go to a maxiofacial surgeon over the dentist. Believe me it will make an enormous difference in your pain intake. You may even get a local.

That's what I'm doing, it's a surgery dude. Except he's strongly recommending general. I might talk to him about that. I think he has the impression that I'm bothered by the procedures, but I don't really worry about the drilling and cutting and crap. It's the knock-out that bothers me.

Oh well, it ain't worth worrying about for a few weeks, anyway.

 

[Trajan12]

to people who think being able to laugh at anything makes them EDGY and COUNTERCULTURE.

 

[Nylan]

That's what I'm doing, it's a surgery dude. Except he's strongly recommending general. I might talk to him about that. I think he has the impression that I'm bothered by the procedures, but I don't really worry about the drilling and cutting and crap. It's the knock-out that bothers me.

Oh well, it ain't worth worrying about for a few weeks, anyway.

the box...

Glad I didn't hear about that until after my wisdom teeth were already out

 

[Trafalgar]

I like a really thick crust on my pizza. Today we ordered two pizzas with extra thick crust. Pizza Pizza called us back and told us the the thick crust wouldn't fit in the box so we couldn't have it. What kind of crap is that! For five years we have been ordering extra thick crust from these guys, and now it's not possible.

I spit on their pizza.

Well, not really, in fact it was pretty good. I had bacon strips. Tasty.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I like a really thick crust on my pizza. Today we ordered two pizzas with extra thick crust. Pizza Pizza called us back and told us the the thick crust wouldn't fit in the box so we couldn't have it. What kind of crap is that! For five years we have been ordering extra thick crust from these guys, and now it's not possible.

I spit on their pizza.

Well, not really, in fact it was pretty good. I had bacon strips. Tasty.

Sometimes you just get the new guy by himself. I bet if you tried again another time there wouldn't be any problem.

If you are in the market for thick crusted pizza, I suggest you find a place that stocks "Chicago Style" pizza. As a proud New Yorker, I rarley toutch the stuff, just out of principle, though I understand the appeal.

 

[mythmonster2]

Bah, Chicago is better than New York by huge margins. Any pizza you need to eat 6 slices to get full is not worthy of the name of pizza.
*cue pizza debate*

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Bah, Chicago is better than New York by huge margins. Any pizza you need to eat 6 slices to get full is not worthy of the name of pizza.
*cue pizza debate*

I will debate it if somebody makes a thread for it.


I RANT: I added about 300 songs to my computer, and they got all mixed up.

 

[Nylan]

Narcolepsy is hard on the immune system

 

[Trafalgar]

I have been on vacation this week. It has rained every day!

Where is global warming when you need it.

 

[Kozmos]

Most of my friends went away on vacation. This means I'll probably waste away inside my house doing absolutely nothing with boredom drilling my skull.

 

[salty mud]

Welcome to my world.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

I'm very pissed.

Basically, my mom's friend is supposed to meet my mom and I at a concert and can't reach her. So she calls my dad at my house. What happens? My dad GIVES MY CELL NUMBER to her without even asking me first. Honestly. You just don't do that. EVER.

Honestly. Is my dad incredibly stupid or am I just being an immature twit?

Short on words. I am astounded at how rude my father is.

 

[nonconformist]

Urgh, I'm smoking too many cigarettes out of sheer boredom :/

 

[Gilder]

Urgh, I'm smoking too many cigarettes out of sheer boredom :/

Are you doing it with a fedora like the one in your avater?

 

[Firstlady]

one word: dial-up