Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics

[choxorn]

Well, you might not rant as much, but you're still fairly incoherent. What the hell does the second paragraph mean?

 

[Zack]

I'm wondering the same thing.

 

[Shekwan]

Second, my Nazi female dog of a Biology teacher almost gave me a detention for saying "That's what she said" in class.

In what context?

 

[D'Artagnan59]

In what context?

"It's the perfect length!"

Now that I'm actually a bit more calmed down from the bus incident (e.g. letting it out by doing a Christian Bale-esque rage at the wall), that would be the most epic win detention.

Well, you might not rant as much, but you're still fairly incoherent. What the hell does the second paragraph mean?

tl;dr: The bus is full of wiggers now and all of them need a good smack to the face. Which, if I'm pushed to the edge, might happen.

 

[choxorn]

WHAT THE HELL DOES WIGGER MEAN?

Is what we mean when we say "You're making no sense."

 

[Ansar]

Suddenly, the United States cares about Haiti.

I wonder how long this hype for help will last.

 

[Karalysia]

White people who act like black people. Replace the w with a n.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

I swear, going through this anthropology class is going to be testing on my nerves. Especially when I have to read drivel like this.

Why is childbirth, which should be such a unique and individual experience for the woman, treated in such a highly standardized way in the United States? No matter how long or short, how easy or hard their labors, the vast majority of American women are hooked up to an electronic fetal monitor and an IV (intravenously administered fluids and/or medication), are encouraged to use pain-relieving drugs, receive an episiotomy (a surgical incision in the vagina to widen the birth outlet in order to prevent tearing) at the moment of birth, and are separated from their babies shortly after birth. Most of them also receive doses of the synthetic hormone pitocin to speed their labors, and give birth flat on their backs. Nearly one quarter of them are delivered by Cesarean section.

Oh I don't know, maybe because people view child mortality and complications as undesirable?!

 

[really]

Guilt over New Orleans.

 

[azzaman333]

"It's the perfect length!"

You'd deserve a detention if you didn't say "that's what she said".

 

[D'Artagnan59]

You'd deserve a detention if you didn't say "that's what she said".

My friend said it about string.

 

[Captain2]

Just had my wisdom teeth taken out....

I am in a world of pain and hunger

 

[TheLastOne36]

There is a fire on the hill, a big-assed one too.

 

[GenMarshall]

Just had my wisdom teeth taken out....

I am in a world of pain and hunger

All of them?

I must be fortunate since I must have some sort of genetic oddity that prevents wisdom teeth from growing. Along with still having two bottom primary teeth (Which were highly prone to cavities and had to put crowns on them)

 

[TheLastOne36]

The fire is really frigging close to my house now, It is a HUGE fire, entire hill side is effected.

 

[Captain2]

I think they're all out... I certainly hope so since I'd hate to have to do this again if something happens

 

[Genocidicbunny]

All of them?

I must be fortunate since I must have some sort of genetic oddity that prevents wisdom teeth from growing. Along with still having two bottom primary teeth (Which were highly prone to cavities and had to put crowns on them)

Yours arent growing? Or maybe they just havent yet. My mom's didnt start coming out until she was 24, while mine are already grown in (and properly at that)

 

[Bill3000]

No email replies yet.

 

[Abaddon]

I have started a new roleplaying game here on CFC.. but I need the usual crew to login and sign up to get started!

 

[Camikaze]

Why does 'hello' in Russian have so many damn syllables?