Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics

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I hate that they make laptop LCD's glossy. I hate seeing my reflection whenever something dark appears on my screen. Pisses me off to no end. :mad:
 
Blasphemy is illegal in Ireland since 1/1/10
 
Well, didn't they feel the love oozing out of you?

Well, so far, only reason they're upset is because she promised them she wouldn't do anything with me until a year has passed....
It's only been a month, so yeah.
If she hadn't have made that promise, I doubt they would have cared much.
 
Well, so far, only reason they're upset is because she promised them she wouldn't do anything with me until a year has passed....
It's only been a month, so yeah.
If she hadn't have made that promise, I doubt they would have cared much.

Aha... Well, if you knew she had a promise to uphold, why did you do proceed to engage in such activities in her own household?
 
Aha... Well, if you knew she had a promise to uphold, why did you do proceed to engage in such activities in her own household?

I thought she promised to have no INTERCOURSE for at least a year...
Turns out it was actually any form of sex :mischief:
 
I rant against the inevitable bout of unfounded depression that comes with a night of drinking.

Blasphemy is illegal in Ireland since 1/1/10

Whats this? Any links?
 
Jesus. Thats dericulous. I thought we were over religion in this country.
 
Rant: My parents house ran out of gas in the gas tank.

Rave: The gas man is here. :D

EDIT: New rant: Damn pet birds being noisy and preventing me from listening to music in peace. [pissed]
 
North Carolina has banned smoking in all restaurants and bars effective today :mad:

What is this nonsense? What is the harm of a smoking section in a restaurant? What right does the government have to interfere with the running of private businesses eh?
 
North Carolina has banned smoking in all restaurants and bars effective today :mad:

What is this nonsense? What is the harm of a smoking section in a restaurant? What right does the government have to interfere with the running of private businesses eh?

I thought you were a socialist?
 
The gubamint needs to giiiiiiittt its hands off my tobaccy.

As long as I'm in North Carolina I figure I might as well blend in.
 
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