Random Rants XL: I'm having trouble growing my wood

[NickyJ]

To best explain it, I shall use an example that has been used for religion. In fact, the way people worship the show, I think it's even more applicable:

Treat you fandom of MLP as a penis. Don't wave it in front of people's faces.

 

[GamezRule]

Treat you fandom of MLP as a penis. Don't wave it in front of people's faces.

Yeah. You never know when somebody might stick their tongue out and lick it.

 

[Takhisis]

*facepaw*

 

[_random_]

Rant: Conan O'Brien is now a brony.

He was the only comedian left for me to idolize.

A: Don't idolize comedians.
B: Why Conan?

 

[cardgame]

To best explain it, I shall use an example that has been used for religion. In fact, the way people worship the show, I think it's even more applicable:

Treat you fandom of MLP as a penis. Don't wave it in front of people's faces.

Unlike its counterpart, MLP is appropriate for children.

/rimshot

Anyway, rant: food line at the eateries roundabouts is like half an hour long, so I have to wait until it dies down or stand in line for ages. I am not a fan of standing in line, so I'm waiting and a bit irritable, I suppose.

 

[Takhisis]

Erm, your avatar suggests otherwise.

 

[cardgame]

No entiendo.

 

[Zack]

Treat you fandom of MLP as a penis.

Surely there is a better analogy.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

A: Don't idolize comedians.
B: Why Conan?

Spent my high school and adult years listening to his show, and watching the comedy bits. Him and Leno, although I quit watching Leno after that bullcrap he pulled and kicking Conan out.

And I didn't know comedians shouldn't be idolized.

 

[_random_]

Idolatry in general is pretty bad. And you should try to get a better variety of comedians. Conan's aight, but there are funnier ones out there.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I just learned there's going to be a big brony meet-up in DC when I'm going to be on Vacation, :sigh:

 

[Ajidica]

Spent my high school and adult years listening to his show, and watching the comedy bits. Him and Leno, although I quit watching Leno after that bullcrap he pulled and kicking Conan out.

And I didn't know comedians shouldn't be idolized.

The solution is to watch QI with Stephen Fry.

 

[GamezRule]

Surely there is a better analogy.

I'm fine with that one, there are many humerus connotations.

Hehe, a humerus is a bone, just like a penis.

 

[Takhisis]

No entiendo.

The horn in your avatar.

The solution is to watch QI with Stephen Fry.

That is a kind of cure-all, really.

 

[Zack]

I'm fine with that one, there are many humerus connotations.

If you mean nonsensical ones, then I agree...

Yeah. You never know when somebody might stick their tongue out and lick it.

...because this only applies to penis. Not MLP fandom. It's like saying "cabbage is like cold beer - you drink it out of a bottle."

 

[GamezRule]

The entire point was to make Nicky's virgin mind cringe. Assuming he can visualize oral sex.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Yeah. You never know when somebody might stick their tongue out and lick it.

I think that's what people want to happen when they stick their dick in someone's face. I'd be more afraid of someone trying to gnaw if off.

 

[_random_]

That's typically how my sexting on Omegle goes.

 

[GamezRule]

eGnawing. It's the new black.

 

[Takhisis]

Especially if you're on CFC Black.