Random Rants XL: I'm having trouble growing my wood

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I try not to care about religion, but damnit, these kind of things make it difficult. Can you get any clearer a picture of anti-intellectualism?

Exposure credited to Facebook as usual.

Their is nothing wrong with that verse. Your interpretation of it totally wrong.
 
Well I'll be your friend! :love:
 
I hate it when people tell me to be optimistic.

Sometimes I wonder if people even understand that I have depression.
 
I hate it when people tell me to be optimistic.

Sometimes I wonder if people even understand that I have depression.
Quit whining so much. Then they'll understand. :undecide:

(Gross oversimplification, but still.)
 
I fairly minor car accident cost me 7 hours of my day, plus I'll be sore for weeks to come and I missed an appointment I'd been waiting several months for. Overall, not a good day.
 
Wise brain. ;)
 
One of my textbooks has these really annoying maps showing various things with a 'colour' scale, ranging from dark to light, and then back to dark again. Must've originally been in actual colour, but pretty lousy editing either way.
 
Dental hygienists can be annoying. Don't scrape so roughly that your tools scrape the gums in addition to the teeth, and don't ask me stupid questions while you're doing that scraping.

When she asked me if I've decided what career I want to take, I was tempted to say, "I want to be a dental hygienist so I can ask my patients stupid questions while stabbing their gums." I refrained from saying that, and instead said I hadn't decided yet. And then she gave the usual corny response: "You're so smart that I'm sure you can be whatever you want." Am I smart enough to be the inventor of a mute button that works on people?
 
If it doesn't work and kills me, I wouldn't be able to continue my work on it, so I must decline. But I see someone above this post who would make an excellent test subject. ;)
 
If it doesn't work and kills me, I wouldn't be able to continue my work on it, so I must decline. But I see someone above this post who would make an excellent test subject. ;)

Agreed. GhostWriter16 would make an excellent test subject.
 
Dental hygienists can be annoying. Don't scrape so roughly that your tools scrape the gums in addition to the teeth, and don't ask me stupid questions while you're doing that scraping.

When she asked me if I've decided what career I want to take, I was tempted to say, "I want to be a dental hygienist so I can ask my patients stupid questions while stabbing their gums." I refrained from saying that, and instead said I hadn't decided yet. And then she gave the usual corny response: "You're so smart that I'm sure you can be whatever you want." Am I smart enough to be the inventor of a mute button that works on people?
Erm, maybe she was hitting on you.
 
Agreed. GhostWriter16 would make an excellent test subject.
Nah, I was referring to you. And since your eyes weren't good enough to see that I said that the best test candidate was above my post, it wouldn't be to great a loss for humanity. ;)

Erm, maybe she was hitting on you.
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Nah, I was referring to you. And since your eyes weren't good enough to see that I said that the best test candidate was above my post, it wouldn't be to great a loss for humanity. ;)
You didn't specificy directly above your post, which I took advantage of. GhostWriter16 is above that post in this thread.
 
He never posted in this thread, so it obviously couldn't have been him.
 
:spank: Like a bawz, NickyJ!
 
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