Random Rants XLIX - IT CHAFES MY ARSE!!!

[Antilogic]

And one of them will have a rant for the next thread when someone swoops in to take post #1000.

 

[Takhisis]

1) It's m-o-l-d-y.
2) no, really, eating moldy bacon explains most of your posts, and your closet denial of your Trotskyism.
3) Communists feed more people everyday than fascists...

1) wiktionary proves me right.
2) Keep calling em a Trotskyite and I'll have the Mob corrup kidnap you and I'll have Atlas shrugged read to you on a non-stop loop.
3) I thought capitalists and fascists were the same to your low-class ilk. Fascism was destroyed seventy years ago, except in the Warsaw Pact where it endured until the late '80s/early '90s.

Booyah! North wins against South.

Yeah well, not next time!

Why do you insist on betraying the US? Why do you hate freedom?

emo is good chicken soup for the soul

I've just had some chicken soup!

What VRWCAgent meant to say was "Soviet Socialist Republic of the Americas! Cape Columbia to Tierra Del Fuego!"

<cue This Land is Your Land>

All your land are belong to us. We shall absorb you, filthy gringo pigdogs.

You and phrossack are in a spam-off competition to push up the postcount in the thread so you can nab the next one.

Nonsense. I'm always spammy, except when I'm palying a mafia game as townie.

And one of them will have a rant for the next thread when someone swoops in to take post #1000.

Nah. I always have rants, but I got to uni at night so someone'll probably snatch it.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

To Communists, fascists exist.... only a Trot would deny it -- and call the Warsaw Pact fascist. Oy!

 

[Phrossack]

You and phrossack are in a spam-off competition to push up the postcount in the thread so you can nab the next one.

Thou slanderous villain! Now everyone will suspect me whenever I post!

Rant: Procrastination is a drug. It's both free and legal, and all the easier to get hooked on.

 

[LegionSteve]

One of my programmers mentioned something yesterday about picking up a new game that he'd ordered. I can't remember what game it was. Anyway, by an amazing coincidence he's off sick today

 

[ReindeerThistle]

One of my programmers mentioned something yesterday about picking up a new game that he'd ordered. I can't remember what game it was. Anyway, by an amazing coincidence he's off sick today

That is soooooo common.

Rant: FB messenger keeps blanking my mobile message I trying to send to a long lost HS friend.

 

[Ajidica]

One thing I will never miss about living in a dorm is going to the bathroom and having to hear some poor soul's gastric disaster in the stall over.
I wasn't aware the human body could make sounds like that.

 

[Farm Boy]

You might miss the water pressure and the janitor though.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

You might miss the water pressure and the janitor though.

QFT. Life in the real world!

 

[Ajidica]

You might miss the water pressure and the janitor though.

Eh, I'll be fine. My house has very low water pressure (at least, compared to every other place I've taken a shower) and I keep things pretty clean.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

Eh, I'll be fine. My house has very low water pressure (at least, compared to every other place I've taken a shower) and I keep things pretty clean.

How much school you got left, anyway? I may have asked this before...

 

[madviking]

my apartment has plenty of water pressure but you can definitely feel when other people are taking showers.

 

[Ajidica]

How much school you got left, anyway? I may have asked this before...

Two more years. I'm in my junior year now.

 

[Takhisis]

To Communists, fascists exist.... only a Trot would deny it -- and call the Warsaw Pact fascist. Oy!

In Soviet Russia, Warsaw Pact denies you!

Thou slanderous villain! Now everyone will suspect me whenever I post!

Rant: Procrastination is a drug. It's both free and legal, and all the easier to get hooked on.

Quick! Þey are onto us! To Þe e&#383;cape podde!

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Spoiler ever moar emo from moi :

It must be nice to have my interactions with my friend make me realize that I am fundamentally incompatible with the entire human race.

 

[madviking]

WebWork is the worst thing ever. It's not taking my correct answer.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I dont know why people feel the need to be mean to complete strangers
Its not very nice to do and it makes you look like a jerk and it makes the other person feel bad
(I was in a store and I used the button to open the door because I was carrying bags and didn't want to lose my balance and got yelled at by some random old person for doing that.)

 

[Borachio]

Old people (especially random ones) can be like that. Smile sweetly, and remember you'll be old and random one day yourself.

Old people are very rarely dangerous.

 

[Angst]

cut myself with a scissor yesterday

 

[hobbsyoyo]

One of my programmers mentioned something yesterday about picking up a new game that he'd ordered. I can't remember what game it was. Anyway, by an amazing coincidence he's off sick today

Here, we call it the CoD flu (call of duty).

At least you can fire a programmer, try being stuck in a project group with these people who leave you with all the work and no way to reprimand them.