Good thing I'm not in the Midwest and don't have all of our natural features named after the state. Damn me if there's a Virginia City on a Virginia River.
Hey, at least we're not Kansas City. Sitting on the Missouri river in Kansas and the Kansas River in Missouri.


both loudoun and fairfax
You're having love and university troubles turn into alcohol problems. No, no, no. Tell your family, tell someone. Get it out. But don't fall into the booze.