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Random Rants XLVII: I don't like food anymore!

Discussion in 'Picture Threads Archive' started by _random_, Apr 19, 2013.

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  1. Ajidica

    Ajidica High Quality Person

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    Odd, red and pink are my two favorite starburst colors.

    Can I be allowed to purchase a Galaxy-Class starship? Who knows if the thief happens to own a Romulan Warbird?
     
  2. ace99

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    Domestic fascists are crawling out of their maggot infested mole mounds.
     
  3. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    Only if you can also buy starship insurance.
     
  4. Optical

    Optical The Fall of the Eleventh

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    My younger brother is complaining of a sore throat and a headache, and I'm feeling kinda weak on my legs. Bring it on, sickness. :/
     
  5. hobbsyoyo

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    We tried to do the right thing and put out puppy on the lease. He has been living like Anne Frank, shuttled between apartments to avoid the realtor's maintenance men while we are out. We decided enough of that, it's time to go above board with him and get him on the lease even though it will cost us extra money every month and we may not be able to even keep him if he grows large.

    Things didn't go as expected. The realtor told us no one ever allows puppies in their apartments even if they allow dogs and cats. His first excuse was that no one can be sure how big he will get and when we (lied) told him he's for sure a small-dog mix, he then changed up and said big dogs are actually ok but no one allows puppies because they aren't housebroken. We told him that my wife, as a teacher, has off all summer to house break him (but I forgot to mention that we crate him when we are out). He said he would contact the landlord and ask but it doesn't look good.

    It feels like someone stabbed me in the chest and I am so worried and anxious.
     
  6. hobbsyoyo

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    What is really terrible is we take every effort to keep him from making messes and we clean up promptly when he does. We are not slob renters at all and it sucks that we are being treated like we are. Plus our other dog finally took a liking to him after days of ambivalence. They are real pals now but we may have to give up the newest member of our family, not because it's best for him but because he is a puppy, period.
     
  7. SamSniped

    SamSniped DJ Goodboye

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    I don't have a rant to use as a rant to subscribe to this thread with D:<
     
  8. _random_

    _random_ Jewel Runner

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    Then subscribe without posting. Stuff's not hard man.
     
  9. Tee Kay

    Tee Kay Justice guaranteed

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    The thread title is oddly approprirate for me.

    I'm gaining weight and I actually have to monitor what I eat now.
     
  10. SamSniped

    SamSniped DJ Goodboye

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    Actually, found a rant. Thanks to CFC being family-friendly, can't post the videos of me lighting off fireworks here because of the commentary.
     
  11. NickyJ

    NickyJ Retired Narrator

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    How do you fit profanity into a fireworks video? :confused:
     
  12. SamSniped

    SamSniped DJ Goodboye

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    Unlike my presence on the forum, I actually am not as "polite" as you might think.
    That, and when you see an ember from a firework fountain fly past your face, "HOLY ****" is an appropriate reaction.
     
  13. Visorslash

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    You can fit profanity into everything. A lot of people do swear.
     
  14. Optical

    Optical The Fall of the Eleventh

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    Help me. I don't know where I am.
    Just do a bit of editing and make a clean version if you want to post it here.

    Minor rant: I want a 'tap nose' smiley, the above doesn't look right without it...
     
  15. JohannaK

    JohannaK Careless Whisperer

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    Ya know, start by eat at somewhat fixed hours, and only then. That'd be one good first step :)
     
  16. rugbyLEAGUEfan

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    @Hobbs.....that sucks man. That puppy sure is lucky to have you that's for certain. In this matter I predict a rave is imminent.
     
  17. madviking

    madviking north american scum

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    ping me on fiftychat when you can
     
  18. Kennigit

    Kennigit proud 2 boxer

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    computers are magic boxes and no one understands how they work, especially me.

    coding problems and access violations...
     
  19. PlutonianEmpire

    PlutonianEmpire Socially Awkward Goofball

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    This comment makes no sense now. Nvm. :blush:
     
  20. rugbyLEAGUEfan

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    I hate how people post on Facebook (for example) some wise words from an Indian chief or the Dalai Lhama and then say something along the lines of "Couldn't we all learn something from the American Indians or Tibetans?" I bet the average Tibetan is a jerk just like most people!!

    So just because this person said something wise all people of this extraction are now blessed with said wisdom? No one ever quoted Mark Twain and said "Couldn't we all learn something from Americans (or even just white people)"?
     
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