Random Rants XLVIII: Worst. Thread Title. Ever!

[Arakhor]

But my awesome hair! I can't take it! Besides this is um, gradual, it hasn't started falling en masse or anything yet. THERE IS TIME TO STOP IT!

But then you won't be (not) blond and fluffy!

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Tips from a beginner cook: Trying to break minced meat into parts when it comes straight from the freezer doesn't work too well.
You should also take a closer look at the oven, not that you accidentially turn on heating from only one side. If you notice it, and you try to limit the damage, it might lead to a Pizza, which is burnt from both sides, and still not really done inside.

And now I'm feeling a bit sick due to too much unready/burnt Pizza.

These days at the moment suck so hard.
*sigh*

You're an awesome dude, The_J. Tomorrow will be better.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I agree with the previous page; embrace the baldness! I too would like the awesome Picard hair.

TBH, I friggin hate my hair. It grows too damn fast, so I actually WANT to have horse-shoe hair.

No, I won't shave it all off. It's cheating. And in my part of the country, they don't take well to skinheads or their look-alikes.

 

[Kennigit]

I think I made my clothes wrinkly in the wash

now that is true all the time for my clothes but these are my work clothes

 

[_random_]

I agree with the previous page; embrace the baldness! I too would like the awesome Picard hair.

TBH, I friggin hate my hair. It grows too damn fast, so I actually WANT to have horse-shoe hair.

No, I won't shave it all off. It's cheating. And in my part of the country, they don't take well to skinheads or their look-alikes.

Yeah, nobody's really mistaking our lot for cancer patients really. Although I wear plastic-rim glasses, which I don't think skinheads do. But I'm not sure what kind of glasses skinheads would wear, so I could be off. I don't actually know any skinheads. And I'm not sure I could pull off shaving my head. It's sort of a weird shape.

 

[The_J]

Seems then that you have to try out some hats.

Heating from one side? What?

Top heat, bottom heat, both sided. Turned on only top heating by accident.

You're an awesome dude, The_J. Tomorrow will be better.

Thanks .
Hope so, but doubt it.

I think I made my clothes wrinkly in the wash

now that is true all the time for my clothes but these are my work clothes

Hopefully not too expensive ones.

 

[Arakhor]

Although I wear plastic-rim glasses, which I don't think skinheads do.

I could be wrong as well, but don't skinheads tend to be on the taller and lighter side?

 

[Takhisis]

Top heat, bottom heat, both sided. Turned on only top heating by accident.

That's… quite the fancy oven, I'd never seen one outside big fancy hotels and restaurants.

 

[The_J]

Must be a cultural difference . They're quite normal here, and mine is not even a real one, rather such a microwave-thingy.
But yeah, trying this tonight again.
This time I'm even going to use backing paper .

 

[Takhisis]

Must be some hi-tech fad among you first-worlders.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I hope I'm just misinterpreting it, but I keep getting so-called "signs-from-above" and a bad feeling that my life will take a sudden, dramatic, giant crash-and-burn in the quality of my life.

Or I'm just misinterpreting arithmetically random sequences of randomized coincidences (as you buncha atheists and blasphemers like to call them ).

Also, found out today something I've feared for a long time is indeed happening -- they're making a sequel to the movie independence day.

 

[_random_]

I could be wrong as well, but don't skinheads tend to be on the taller and lighter side?

"Fat racist redneck" is definitely a thing, although that's a discreet category of racist from skinheads, I think. Most of the ones I've seen in mediocre prison dramas and that one season of My Name is Earl are pretty ripped, but those are set in prison

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I am boiling with god DAMN RAAAAAAAGE!

MY GOD DAMN TEST OF TIME MODS ARE NOT GOD DAMN WORKING AND IMM TIRED OF POSTING GOD DAMN HELP REQUESTS THAT GO FOR GOD DAMN MONTHS AND GOD DAMN YEAR WITH NO GOD DAMN RESPONSES AND I'M TIRED OF GOD DAMN WAITIIIIIIIIIING!

AND THE SAME GOD DAMN THNG IS HAPPENING IN THE GOD DAMN CELESTIA SPACE PROGRAM FORUMSSSSS!

Friggin tearing my hair out here.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

I am boiling with god DAMN RAAAAAAAGE!

MY GOD DAMN TEST OF TIME MODS ARE NOT GOD DAMN WORKING AND IMM TIRED OF POSTING GOD DAMN HELP REQUESTS THAT GO FOR GOD DAMN MONTHS AND GOD DAMN YEAR WITH NO GOD DAMN RESPONSES AND I'M TIRED OF GOD DAMN WAITIIIIIIIIIING!

AND THE SAME GOD DAMN THNG IS HAPPENING IN THE GOD DAMN CELESTIA SPACE PROGRAM FORUMSSSSS!

Friggin tearing my hair out here.

I recommend chamomile tea and a switch to CivIII Conquests Modding. But, then that's the easy way out!

Sent via mobile; apologies for being Civ IIgnorant

 

[Ajidica]

Rant: I almost had control of Leinster in CK2 after I accidentaly gave it to my brother (for some reason it left my dominions?) but then that snot had to go an have a son so now I have to fabricate a cause for war against him so I can become King of Tara and Duke of Leinster.
Also because I wasn't paying attention to the English situation, my heir ended up as the Duke of Kent while being besieged by the Danish and Norwegian armies. He has a pretty high diplomacy score so perhaps some good will come of it and I'll end up as Duke of Kent and King of Tara.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I recommend chamomile tea and a switch to CivIII Conquests Modding. But, then that's the easy way out!

Sent via mobile; apologies for being Civ IIgnorant

Civ 3 sucks.

And yes, I've tried it, modding civ 3 was a pain in the ass. Damned difficult.

And so is test of time modding, because unlike MGE, THERE'S NO GOD DAMN GUI!

 

[Ajidica]

You could try Civ4 modding. All you need is a decent text editor like Notepad++ and you are set.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Rant: I almost had control of Leinster in CK2 after I accidentaly gave it to my brother (for some reason it left my dominions?) but then that snot had to go an have a son so now I have to fabricate a cause for war against him so I can become King of Tara and Duke of Leinster.
Also because I wasn't paying attention to the English situation, my heir ended up as the Duke of Kent while being besieged by the Danish and Norwegian armies. He has a pretty high diplomacy score so perhaps some good will come of it and I'll end up as Duke of Kent and King of Tara.

I did the first part on my first playthrough as well

You have to be one rank higher than the person you're giving a territory to in order to keep holding it. Can't have a count with a liege who is also a count.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

I have a particularly annoying and ultimately expensive problem on my hands.

I'm two months away from completing a house that I'm building. Adjacent is a small block of land that's just been vacant. We put up a demantible there to house some of the builders and have also been leaving a lot of building waste there (which of course was to have been removed).

Anyway, my brother reports that one day this French lady storms in out of the blue, going crazy over the demantible and the rubbish...fair enough, we'll clean it right away.

But then, all hell broke loose. It turns out that there was some confusion when the surveying was done and there is a strip maybe 5 by 1 meters that is actually on her land. 4m was for the carport (luckily not yet built) and 1m has been built on.

By all accounts she is (and since I've never met her and since we did build on her land, I'll be generous) "forthright".

There are a few options, buy her out, knock down what's been built and do some redesigning, all of which are time consuming or expensive.

The only upside is now I have to go over to Indonesia in a fortnight and try to mediate and get a good result. I have some basic French and I'm not too bad at talking things like this out.

It's just a bummer because we are soooo close and I was so excited. This has taken the wind out of my sails a bit.

 

[JohannaK]

I feel more excited and anxious about certain things, which is frustrating because I have no chance to do them.