Random Rants XLVIII: Worst. Thread Title. Ever!

[hobbsyoyo]

Goodbye Spring, I hardly knew the.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Goodbye Spring, I hardly knew the.

(Does quick check of season order).................hold on???? It's summer next??? What's the prob?

 

[bhsup]

It's summer next??? What's the prob?

You like answered your own question there. No snow, no snow fun times, hot and humid, mowing lawns, hot and humid, etc... Summer sucks.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Yep, what a nightmare

 

[bhsup]

I live 1000+ miles from any ocean, and you really don't want to see most of my neighbors in bikinis.

That said, there is this just a few hours away...

 

[hobbsyoyo]

It's awfully hot and humid right now and will only get worse. Let's hope we don't repeat last year's brutal, record-breaking heat wave and drought.

Edit: VR, I heard Party Cove is where you go to get raped.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

I could get me some Party Cove! "Nudity, public sex acts and drug use" FTW! We have crap lakes here and if Hollywood has tought me anything it's that you always get laid at the lake, the important part is avoiding crazed killers.

So do they still have the Ozark Turkey Drop?

 

[bhsup]

Wow, I hadn't ever heard of that! My immediate thought runs to an old WKRP episode... I don't think I approve of that particular little nugget of Ozark tradition.


Link to video.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Never heard of an Ozark Turkey Drop, actually.

 

[NickyJ]

I've developed an annoying habit of waking up at four or five in the morning, dead tired. I usually fall asleep after a bit, but I'm still tired afterwards.

 

[madviking]

That's how people pre-Industrial era slept.

Sleep at dusk (no lighting besides candles...), wake up for a few hours in the middle of the night, go back to sleep until dawn.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I've developed an annoying habit of waking up at four or five in the morning, dead tired. I usually fall asleep after a bit, but I'm still tired afterwards.

It's called aging. Get used to it.

 

[bhsup]

Yeah, eventually you'll get to the point where you're just up at 4am.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Stuff like this is what makes me think the anti-GMO crowd doesn't have a leg to stand on. Sloppy science might even be worse than no science, for the veneer of authenticity that the former provides to non-experts.

 

[Loppan Torkel]

For the sleep depraved

Link to video.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

For the sleep deprived

FTFY

Still, very clever.



Sent via mobile; no apologies, no misteaks.

 

[JohannaK]

I saw my crush today. And his boyfriend. I wish I could tell him...

 

[Arakhor]

I saw my crush today. And his boyfriend. I wish I could tell him...

Get drunk, sit on a fridge and then tell him.

 

[Kennigit]

Random educational sign about birds and plants: "plants don't get around much, so..."

Kennigit: "I know that feel bro..."

 

[JohannaK]

Get drunk, sit on a fridge and then tell him.

I dont want to as long as he is with his boyfriend.