RANDOM RANTS XXV: Put a Smile On

[Mango Elephant]

I don't understand the rant

... unless it was about infractions

I think I beat all of y'all when it comes to infractions.

 

[Arakhor]

Let's step away from PDMA, eh?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

My mom had a tantrum in the car. Thats not safe.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Did the tantrum include arms and legs flailing about?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Basically yes.

While driving.

 

[dusters]

I have several acquaintances aged 15 - 16. They are about to start drinking/having sex soon. And I can't stop that, no matter how smart I talk to them. Why do they have to learn the hard way? argh!!

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I have several acquaintances aged 15 - 16. They are about to start drinking/having sex soon. And I can't stop that, no matter how smart I talk to them. Why do they have to learn the hard way? argh!!

Damned prudes.

 

[Mango Elephant]

I have several acquaintances aged 15 - 16. They are about to start drinking/having sex soon. And I can't stop that, no matter how smart I talk to them. Why do they have to learn the hard way? argh!!

I had secks when I was 7 years old. Never looked back since.

And I smoked my 1st joint when I was 11.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

My grammar must be pretty bad. Google Ads is suggesting grammar checkers to me in gmail even though I havent mentioned it there!

 

[dusters]

I had secks when I was 7 years old. Never looked back since.

And I smoked my 1st joint when I was 11.

What suits ya matey. My dates are 23 and no joint yet and ain't gonna try. Too much Heroin in one of past lives already.

 

[Yared]

I have several acquaintances aged 15 - 16. They are about to start drinking/having sex soon. And I can't stop that, no matter how smart I talk to them. Why do they have to learn the hard way? argh!!

Sex is fine. Just make sure they are well stocked with preventives.

Drinking? Let's hope they don't start smoking.

 

[dusters]

Dude, have ya ever heard about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telegony_(pregnancy) ?
I could go into some esoteric details, but it's worth digging through if you're a girl.

And for 15-16 year olds, in a country with an average income of 500$, 12$ for a good wine or 3$ for fags is luckily too much to be given in pocket money.

 

[spryllino]

Dude, have ya ever heard about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telegony_(pregnancy) ?
I could go into some esoteric details, but it's worth digging through if you're a girl.

Honestly, as it says in the first sentence, that is a discredited theory.

 

[cardgame]

Your link is missing an ) at the end.

Never heard of it, don't see any particular need to remember it. It's been discredited and rightly so.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Ugh... An hour and a half audio sounds really washy when you try to squash it down to 20 MB.

 

[_random_]

I feel sick but not "stay home from school" sick.

 

[Mango Elephant]

I feel sick but not "stay home from school" sick.

Make yourself throwup if you want to stay home from school.

 

[W|M]

What if you're emetophobic?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I'm exhausted today.

 

[Love]

Procrastination <3