RANDOM RANTS XXV: Put a Smile On

[Camikaze]

So they feed me at work. Which is great. That is a rave. When I get to work, I get a nice big plate of food. But why give me a ton of garlic? Surely that's really bad business, seeing as I have to talk to customers. My mouth felt disgusting all evening.

 

[dusters]

Maybe they knew that full moon is approaching and garlic is a preventive therapy for workers to stay sane?

 

[Karalysia]

Or to test for vampires.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

My room is cold again and the library didnt have the article I wanted

 

[madviking]

Too much information, Yared. Waaaaaay too much mang.

 

[Mad Man]

I have no food and I don't get paid until thursday.

 

[dusters]

Dress up as a buddhist monk and go begging? Halloween or not, you gotta have some luck!

 

[Karalysia]

Prostitution. Or failing that, welfare.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Dang, I think nearly 4 gigabytes for a 20-second video clip is a little bit crazy!

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Katy Perry got married.

 

[Karalysia]

To Russell Brand which is awesome.

 

[Mango Elephant]

I have a rant. I'm sick of girls sitting with me for less than 5 minutes before they declare us boyfriend and girlfriend or best friends. I know they're just kidding, but it's still a bit annoying.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

I feel so stressed lately.

 

[civplayah]

I hung up on a telemarketer, like, 4 days ago and I feel guilty about it.

I stayed up till 11:30 last night obsessing about catalogs.

 

[W|M]

If it makes you feel better, Telemarketers have no souls.

 

[cardgame]

I... you felt guilty about merely hanging up on a telemarketer? ??? ?????????

That's like feeling guilty about hanging up on a robot

 

[spryllino]

I invariably tell them verbosely to shut up and then hang up before they can get a word in edgeways; I always think it's great fun letting loose one's vitriol on someone with such a useless and annoying job as that.

Alternatively, one should pretend to be an old lady with no living friends and start by saying, "Ah, thank you so much for phoning me! You're the first phonecall I've had in a week..."

 

[dusters]

I realised how to teach kunfu to little girls. But it doesn't work with boys. Cus boys want to punch things, girls want to have fun. You dig it?

 

[carmen510]

After the worst homework-laden three day weekend ever, I have another homework-laden weekday. I also have a test-riddled week ahead.

The two weeks before the quarter's end suck monumentally.

 

[Camikaze]

Paint stripping. Got to be one of the worst activities in existence.