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hobbsyoyo
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Best lines from Sharknado:
'The velocity of the waves doesn't match the aerodynamics of this car so the sharks are catching up to us.'
(the actor playing an aussie says):
'A sharknado happened once in the ocean near Alice Springs'.
It's soooooo good guys.
'The velocity of the waves doesn't match the aerodynamics of this car so the sharks are catching up to us.'
(the actor playing an aussie says):
'A sharknado happened once in the ocean near Alice Springs'.
It's soooooo good guys.
aimeeandbeatles
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Its what the playermodels in Garry's Mod used to look like, IIRC. I found the statue on the Steam Workshop and wanted to use it
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=159759147
SS-18 ICBM
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Free Xbox Live games seem to have slipped under my radar. Until now. Time to get AC2.
JohannaK
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Best lines from Sharknado:
'The velocity of the waves doesn't match the aerodynamics of this car so the sharks are catching up to us.'
(the actor playing an aussie says):
'A sharknado happened once in the ocean near Alice Springs'.
It's soooooo good guys.
Jesus, this reaffirms my determination to burn any screen where it's being played.
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Sounds extremely daft. It hasn't gone straight to DVD, though? Movies that do are the real jewels in the crown of daft.
It was one of SyFy's Saturday night B movies. They're really great fun to watch most of the time. I loved it when they united Debbie Gibson and Tiffany (the 80s shopping mall singers) in Mega Python vs Gatoroid.
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hobbsyoyo
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Sounds extremely daft. It hasn't gone straight to DVD, though? Movies that do are the real jewels in the crown of daft.
I don't think it's on DVD yet but all of the movies by this production company (Asylum Productions or something) usually go straight-to-dvd if they don't show up on SyFy first. They are highly entertaining in the level of aggravated retardation they portray on the screen.
I didn't know where else to save this for posterity, but it made me do a literal lol and it's just so funny! Job well done, both of you
SamSniped
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, that's brilliant!
hobbsyoyo
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I saw Moby Dick 2010 (same company that made Sharknado) last night and it was excellent.
In this imaginative retelling of the story, Moby Dick is 700 feet long with T-Rex teeth and Captain Ahab is captain of a super-duper Nuclear Attack Submarine. They nuked Moby Dick 3 times and he kept on truckin! It was awesome; the best part was when they blew up this island with some nuclear torpedos (I mean they completely obliterated the entire island so that it was just gone) and this woman on the island somehow outran the blast and wound up swimming safely in the ocean. Oh and they kept calling the island an atoll but the island had a giant snow-peaked mountain on it so no, it's not an atoll.
There was a really cool line in the movie that went:
(chick who's not Ahab): "You all cray-cray. You gonna get us killed going after this whale just cuz it ate your leg and stuff. Why you do dat?"
(Ahab): "I would strike the sun if it insulted me!"
Turns out that line is straight from the book but it was delivered with such panache that it made the whole movie.
Then when Ahab delivered the line "From hell's heart I stab at thee!" I knew the screenwriter was off his rocker.
For another excellent movie, try Sharktopus. There is nothing like the sight of a great white shark walking up the beach on tentacle legs to put the fear of God in you.
Why isn't this a movie?
In this imaginative retelling of the story, Moby Dick is 700 feet long with T-Rex teeth and Captain Ahab is captain of a super-duper Nuclear Attack Submarine. They nuked Moby Dick 3 times and he kept on truckin! It was awesome; the best part was when they blew up this island with some nuclear torpedos (I mean they completely obliterated the entire island so that it was just gone) and this woman on the island somehow outran the blast and wound up swimming safely in the ocean. Oh and they kept calling the island an atoll but the island had a giant snow-peaked mountain on it so no, it's not an atoll.
There was a really cool line in the movie that went:
(chick who's not Ahab): "You all cray-cray. You gonna get us killed going after this whale just cuz it ate your leg and stuff. Why you do dat?"
(Ahab): "I would strike the sun if it insulted me!"
Turns out that line is straight from the book but it was delivered with such panache that it made the whole movie.
Then when Ahab delivered the line "From hell's heart I stab at thee!" I knew the screenwriter was off his rocker.
For another excellent movie, try Sharktopus. There is nothing like the sight of a great white shark walking up the beach on tentacle legs to put the fear of God in you.
Spoiler :
Why isn't this a movie?
Spoiler :
JohannaK
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The Asylum must burn, all records of its existence and projects, erased off Earth, every person who once worked in it, confined in a submarine concrete vault, just a structure of concrete on the ocean floor with all these people inside, and every person who once watched one of their movies must have their memory deleted.
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