Random Raves : Let us eat cake

[Perfection]

Now, elbow porn is people getting off on the perfection of the human elbow. We do have a user -who shall remain unnamed- who specialises in that.

You think you're clever don't you?

 

[Takhisis]

The user is still remaining unnamed. Thanks for revealing your elbow obsession, though, I had another forum member in mind when I wrote that post.

 

[bhsup]

I have died and gone to Heaven.

 

[cybrxkhan]

That looks pretty 'Mvrican to me.

Not that, um, that's a problem or anything.

 

[gay_Aleks]

I have died and gone to Heaven.

I knew CFC would be available in Heaven!

Or Hell, for that matter.

 

[Borachio]

The user is still remaining unnamed. Thanks for revealing your elbow obsession, though, I had another forum member in mind when I wrote that post.

I used to have a thumb fetish. Principally because this woman I fancied had rather nice thumbs. Which I admired in a low key way, as I watched her grasp the stapler.

 

[Farm Boy]

I don't know whether to consider the stapler low grade erotic or low grade erotically terrifying.

 

[bhsup]

Depends. Is it a red Swingline?

 

[cybrxkhan]

I'm reminded of an anime where the main female character had a thing for using staplers (and office supplies) as a weapon. For instance, stapling in the mouth of the main male character. A bit terrifying, I suppose.

Speaking of hand/finger/whatever fetishes, I do agree some folks have really lovely hands. While mine aren't that spectacular, they happen to be very soft, which a lot of older Asian folks seem to like.

 

[Borachio]

'Twas a common or garden stapler. It was the way she grasped it. Come on! You've got imaginations. Or maybe you had to be there, I dunno. Probably just me.

(Stuck in some forsaken office, with not a breath of fresh air. I nearly perished in that place, I can tell you.)

 

[Farm Boy]

While mine aren't that spectacular, they happen to be very soft, which a lot of older Asian folks seem to like.

It's a sign you aren't an uneducated peasant grubbing around in the dirt.

 

[classical_hero]

I have died and gone to Heaven.

That's because you ate one of those chips.

 

[Takhisis]

I used to have a thumb fetish. Principally because this woman I fancied had rather nice thumbs. Which I admired in a low key way, as I watched her grasp the stapler.

At least a poster from the same island as our resident elbow fetishist answers… anyway, what part of her body were you watching when she grasped the stapler?

It's a sign you aren't an uneducated peasant grubbing around in the dirt.

And it also conveys the message that he washes his hands often.

 

[cybrxkhan]

It's a sign you aren't an uneducated peasant grubbing around in the dirt.

Ah, right, that's true. Now that I remember in the Sinosphere soft hands is the sign of an educated man, a respected member of the scholar-gentry class and what not. Guess the older folks still sort of remember that, even if they don't, well, know why they think that way

 

[Borachio]

Well, the thumb. Plainly. That's why I was a thumb fetishist. The clue is in the word thumb.

 

[Takhisis]

*insert 'rule of thumb' joke here*

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

golden-corral.txt is keeping my mood up after a day of lab disappointments.

 

[Ajidica]

I have died and gone to Heaven.

I need to get me some of those!

Rave: I'm done with my summer job, giving me two weeks before school starts. Just enough to brush up on my econometrics and get starting on internship applications for next year.
(Also, I was talking with my advisor and she says I have a decent chance of interning with the Vatican delegation to the United Nations.)

 

[Takhisis]

Model UN or real UN?

 

[cybrxkhan]

Model UN or real UN?

Oh, model UN.


My brother's getting an internship offer from the consulate of Ireland (I think) even though he hasn't even started yet. Ambitious little bugger's already ready to do some big things. Actually he also got an offer from the consulate of Samoa (or was it Palau? or something?) but had to turn that down, figured Ireland would give him better opportunities. I think these international-related internships and opportunities can be very interesting, I wager.