Random Raves : Let us eat cake

[bhsup]

(Also, I was talking with my advisor and she says I have a decent chance of interning with the Vatican delegation to the United Nations.)

Protip: Probably don't want to include that on your list of accomplishments for your tea party membership application.

 

[Takhisis]

 

[cybrxkhan]

Those evil Papists are un-American!

 

[Takhisis]

They preach that all men are equal! They care for their fellow man! It sounds like Socialism!

 

[bhsup]

*blink* Heh, now that's funny! I was actually addressing the UN part of that and not the Vatican part.

 

[Traitorfish]

Just to be safe, change "Vatican" to "Dutch Reformed Church" and chance "delegate to the United Nations" to "egged the United Nations". Then you should be good to go.

 

[Takhisis]

But the Dutch Reformed Church is not a sovereign state…

 

[cybrxkhan]

But the Dutch Reformed Church is not a sovereign state…

The Church is an authority over any petty, worldly polity, they won't care.

 

[Takhisis]

They're effin' Protestants in any case. I have some tinder, a lot of carefully preserved dry firewood, and sharpened stakes ready.

 

[Antilogic]

Huh, I thought it was for teh gay stuff those priests did.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

I have died and gone to Heaven.

Oh... Mah... Gawd! This is awesome!

You know, socialism would never have come up with that.

Gawd Bleth Capitalithem!

Protip: Probably don't want to include that on your list of accomplishments for your tea party membership application.

 

[bhsup]

Oh... Mah... Gawd! This is awesome!

You know, socialism would never have come up with that.

Gawd Bleth Capitalithem!

Fresh from your local collective farm right to you! Try our tastiest chip ever! "Motherland Borscht and Black Bread Chips"

(for the record, I love beets, so while I've never had borscht, I'd probably like it)

Oh, hrm, rave thread... I took Suki out a bit ago and the cows in the field about a 1/4 mile away were going nuts. Must have been 30 or so just mooing their brains out. It made Suki kinda crazy. I laughed. Rave.

 

[cybrxkhan]

Oh, hrm, rave thread... I took Suki out a bit ago and the cows in the field about a 1/4 mile away were going nuts. Must have been 30 or so just mooing their brains out. It made Suki kinda crazy. I laughed. Rave.

Is Suki a dog or a Japanese girl?

 

[bhsup]

Is Suki a dog or a Japanese girl?

My doggie

 

[Tahuti]

The Church is an authority over any petty, worldly polity, they won't care.

No they aren't, more the other way around. Though the funny part of the reformation was that they to some extent accepted secular polities.

 

[The_J]

Yesterday wa a great day.
Okay, I still have 2 marks from the paintballs (and they don't taste exactly great), and maybe I should've stayed in the evening with the two other guys for the salsa, but still, had a great time .

(just trying to be positive about everyday things )

 

[classical_hero]

You have show us the bruises you got.

 

[Takhisis]

I shaved off my beautiful beard today…

…and discovered that I am in no likelihood of being asked for my ID when purchasing alcoholic beverages!

 

[gay_Aleks]

So, you either turned 21, or your beard was making you younger, or you've found this funny deli where you can buy alcohol for free and you definitely should also tell your friends that it's the deal.

Which one?

 

[Takhisis]

I turned 21 a long time ago. For some reason, people here did not make me a birthday thread this year and I am deeply offended* by this at the whole of CFC.
My beard was making me look even older than I am, and now I don't need it to look old.



even deeper than James Earl Jones' voice, for reference