Random Raves XVII: A sporran in my kitten!

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Also I must say that SEGA>Nintendo.
 
Blasphemy.
 
@ Sega

I loved Alex the Kid, but never conquered it. Then they came out with this fury animal and I lost all interest then. Thank Sid for the Civ series. :D
 
Who cares, it's not like he's getting anybody else. Meanwhile, all Mario has to do is scream 'Mama mia' and those clothes start flying off of skin like bats out of Hong Kong.
 
Who cares, it's not like he's getting anybody else. Meanwhile, all Mario has to do is scream 'Mama mia' and those clothes start flying off of skin like bats out of Hong Kong.

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This is the best post I've seen in awhile on this website. It made me smile just reading it.
 
Tails is a female, I don't care what you say :cry:

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Mizzou situation is resolved, they'll forgive one foreign lang credit because my school is so small, and I transferred into a Spanish I class this morning.
 
Ah, Banjo Kazooie and Ocarina of Time. Great times.

But alas, I must defend the Blue God's lordship over all Sentient and non-Sentient kind. Especially given his neo-paganism's recent emergence.

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Ahem, Raves:

-Yayyy I found a chatroom that is epic!

-Lots of people intend to commision me! Always good for obvious reasons. That one dollar an hour is worth it!
 
That is such a lie. Mario gets Peach every time. When has Sonic every gotten Amy? I'm pretty sure he hasn't.
Sonic doesn't need to rescue Amy from anything every single damn game to make her love him, his innate awesomeness does the job by itself. And Amy ain't a weakling like Princess Pitch who just sits around waiting to be rescued.
 
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This is the best post I've seen in awhile on this website. It made me smile just reading it.

Thanks, babe, you flatter.

Sonic doesn't need to rescue Amy from anything every single damn game to make her love him, his innate awesomeness does the job by itself. And Amy ain't a weakling like Princess Pitch who just sits around waiting to be rescued.

Amy is a fool. Her boyish haircut, twig body, and desire to help in important business betrays her worst fault - she doesn't act like a proper woman. If she spent half the time she stalks Sonic in front of the mirror applying curlers to her hair and heavy makeup to her face and padding to her bra she wouldn't have to stalk anybody, boys would be lining to streets to get with her. Princess Peach knows how to act like a true dignified woman, what with her dolled-up appearance and her curvy dress, and her moaning 'Mario, save me!' whenever she gets the chance serves a two-fold purpose - she gets what she wants done done, and she's seen as attractive and womanly because of her adorable helplessness. Peach knows how to get her beau, more than I can say of poor Amy who's unrequited love seems to be likely to forever haunt her. And as proven in Super Princess Peach for the DS as well as well as other fighting and consul games, Peach can hold her own quite well if she chooses to, and that she is actually quite able to solve her own problems if she chooses, but she chooses not to most of the time and from this we can easily deduce that Princess Peach acts like a damsel in distress in order to attempt to get Mario to 'jump down her pipe', so to speak, not because Princess Peach is shy in the face of danger, nor is she lacking of the ability to kick ass. Amy's lack of tact can be explained easily, however. On her wikipedia page it mentions that she's 12 years old. Obviously she's too young to understand that her obnoxious tomboyish behavior will not serve to get her any man whatsoever, and certainly not the man that she tries so desperately to obtain.
 
Amy is a fool. Her boyish haircut, twig body, and desire to help in important business betrays her worst fault - she doesn't act like a proper woman. If she spent half the time she stalks Sonic in front of the mirror applying curlers to her hair and heavy makeup to her face and padding to her bra she wouldn't have to stalk anybody, boys would be lining to streets to get with her. Princess Peach knows how to act like a true dignified woman, what with her dolled-up appearance and her curvy dress, and her moaning 'Mario, save me!' whenever she gets the chance serves a two-fold purpose - she gets what she wants done done, and she's seen as attractive and womanly because of her adorable helplessness. Peach knows how to get her beau, more than I can say of poor Amy who's unrequited love seems to be likely to forever haunt her. And as proven in Super Princess Peach for the DS as well as well as other fighting and consul games, Peach can hold her own quite well if she chooses to, and that she is actually quite able to solve her own problems if she chooses, but she chooses not to most of the time and from this we can easily deduce that Princess Peach acts like a damsel in distress in order to attempt to get Mario to 'jump down her pipe', so to speak, not because Princess Peach is shy in the face of danger, nor is she lacking of the ability to kick ass. Amy's lack of tact can be explained easily, however. On her wikipedia page it mentions that she's 12 years old. Obviously she's too young to understand that her obnoxious tomboyish behavior will not serve to get her any man whatsoever, and certainly not the man that she tries to desperately to obtain.

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Amy is a fool. Her boyish haircut, twig body, and desire to help in important business betrays her worst fault - she doesn't act like a proper woman. If she spent half the time she stalks Sonic in front of the mirror applying curlers to her hair and heavy makeup to her face and padding to her bra she wouldn't have to stalk anybody, boys would be lining to streets to get with her. Princess Peach knows how to act like a true dignified woman, what with her dolled-up appearance and her curvy dress, and her moaning 'Mario, save me!' whenever she gets the chance serves a two-fold purpose - she gets what she wants done done, and she's seen as attractive and womanly because of her adorable helplessness. Peach knows how to get her beau, more than I can say of poor Amy who's unrequited love seems to be likely to forever haunt her. And as proven in Super Princess Peach for the DS as well as well as other fighting and consul games, Peach can hold her own quite well if she chooses to, and that she is actually quite able to solve her own problems if she chooses, but she chooses not to most of the time and from this we can easily deduce that Princess Peach acts like a damsel in distress in order to attempt to get Mario to 'jump down her pipe', so to speak, not because Princess Peach is shy in the face of danger, nor is she lacking of the ability to kick ass. Amy's lack of tact can be explained easily, however. On her wikipedia page it mentions that she's 12 years old. Obviously she's too young to understand that her obnoxious tomboyish behavior will not serve to get her any man whatsoever, and certainly not the man that she tries so desperately to obtain.

Post of the week.
 
My desk.

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You need a bigger desk! No way is that going to sustain a semester's worth of notes without a cleanup (i.e. no way it will fulfil its primary purpose).
 
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