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Smeghead
I did the laser thing, pricey but I'm so glad I did it.
More like a built in Wet-Nap...A banana is like a food with a built-in napkin.
Just sayin'
.The advertising banner featured shepherds and sheep walking toward the North Star – along with the words, “Find the perfect gift.”
Hmmm. Today I had some trouble crossing a street because a driver and I were both perplexed by an old woman who was riding a bicycle across the street (at a 90º angle to me) and she wouldn't stop for the world. The woman had no helmet, no lights/reflectors/whatchamacallem (it was dark already) and she shouted by way of an apology as she went by ‘I've just had my eyes operated for cataracts!’A laser beam will be shot into my eye in just 36 hours. I gotta do it; the cataract is getting worse quickly.
English was good enough for Jesus…North Star?? Really? Hang a left, fellas. You keep going that way, you'll end up in Moscow. You want the Star of Bethlehem.
...‘I've just had my eyes operated for cataracts!’
Please don't be that woman.
Get in the correct car at least.Naw, traffic in the Philippines is crazy, nutzo, coo-coo, so I have a driver.
A napkin drenched in wonderful pestizideA banana is like a food with a built-in napkin.
Just sayin'
Edgy.
But you should not forget that the news are composed of the worst things people do, and are not actually representative of our species as a whole. When you've got 4999 individuals who help homeless people and 1 who beats up a homeless person, who are you going to read about tomorrow?
Operation is done. OK so far. I go back in 2 days after things have stabilized.
Ahh bummer, there I though I was helpful for a short moment!Wow, I hadn't thought of it that way.
Thank you, Valessa, for steering me towards the light. This changes everything.
But I actually don't have a low opinion of you. I very much disliked your moderation style, but when it comes to all the rest, I think you're one of the few people here who are considerably far to the left without being blinded by an ideology, just where I would like everybody to be in an ideal world!No, that was sarcasm. Do you really think that my position is based purely on the mainstream news cycle and that the fix is me subscribing to /r/goodpeopledoinggoodthings instead of /r/badpeopledoingbadthings? The vast majority of my life has been spent around charities and people doing 'good' things, I don't need a meme response telling me I'm a sheep of the modern news industry. All it does is convey your low opinion of me and is not even remotely close to an actual attempt at discussion. In response to that I can only request that you target someone else if you feel the overbearing need to be a dick to someone. Can't force you, can't stop you, but hey, I can certainly give it a go and ask.
I don't think it would be much of an exaggeration to say that I can break nearly any video game I touch. Between in-game glitches, doing things that the game developers likely never anticipated, heavy use of game mods, and actually messing around with the game files themselves "just to see what happens," I don't think there's a game I've played for more than five minutes that I haven't somehow screwed up. Even when I don't mean to!