Random Thoughts 9: Attack of the Vapid Posts

[Zardnaar]

What if the bears reject me. I'm not sure I could deal with that.

My ancestors are laughing their off.

Booze or become an NZer. Central part of our culture 'she'll be right".

 

[Birdjaguar]

Baaa baaaa baaaa

 

[Snerk]

Booze or become an NZer. Central part of our culture 'she'll be right".

Instructions unclear. I got the bear drunk, but she's a mean drunk and I'm not allowed to leave or stop dancing.

 

[Synobun]

Instructions unclear. I got the bear drunk, but she's a mean drunk and I'm not allowed to leave or stop dancing.

That's not a nice way to refer to @MaryKB.

 

[Snerk]

The B stands for bear.

 

[Farm Boy]

Quick! Dig a pit, throw a log across the pit, grease the log...

 

[Zardnaar]

Baaa baaaa baaaa

Gets cold here.

 

[Snerk]

Quick! Dig a pit, throw a log across the pit, grease the log...

Is there any situation that large amounts of grease cannot solve?

 

[Takhisis]

The B stands for bear.

Should change her username to MaryQB. Mary Queen of Bears.

 

[Farm Boy]

Is chilly better or worse than warm and itchy?

 

[MaryKB]

I'll change mine to The Bear if @Snerk changes his to The Maiden Fair.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Relevant: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(novel)

This damn thing won the Governor General's Literary Award.

If you google "Canadian novel Bear imgur" you can also see a sample if you dare.

 

[Snerk]

Is chilly better or worse than warm and itchy?

Depends how hot the chili is.

I'll change mine to The Bear if @Snerk changes his to The Maiden Fair.

Well done, madam.

 

[Farm Boy]

Ok, so spicy chili liberally greased. Deal.

 

[Arakhor]

So after 4 billion years of evolution with pretty much one project at hand, breeding, my anxiety always gets triggered like a mofo by the slightest slither of a possibility of any commitment with females. This crap doesn't add up. I want answers!

Stick with 541 million years of evolution. Anything before that is single-celled life, if that.

 

[Lemon Merchant]

It's a numbers game. More connections, more potential, less anxiety over time. Or you just need to address the anxiety as a separate issue. See our resident professional @Lemon Merchant .

Mmm Nope. No internet therapy from me.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Evolution isn't really that good at what it does anyways. Human babies have to be born premature because our waists/hips are too small to push them out if they have more time to develop. And our bipedalness leads to all sorts of back problems.

 

[tuckerkao]

Stick with 541 million years of evolution. Anything before that is single-celled life, if that.

I always wish to be able to have 6 fingers per hand, an additional thumb with 3 segments on the outer side of each hand, much easier to play the music instruments.

Also 6 toes each foot with the new unit sticking out and forward under the inner-rear foot arch areas.

Also the basic human math evolved from the finger counting, so 2 hands together always = 10 total fingers.

 

[Snerk]

Stick with 541 million years of evolution. Anything before that is single-celled life, if that.

Well that changes everything.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Evolution isn't really that good at what it does anyways. Human babies have to be born premature because our waists/hips are too small to push them out if they have more time to develop. And our bipedalness leads to all sorts of back problems.

We're a work in progress. We haven't been around very long, compared with some other species.