amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
If life really does begin at conception I’m going to file for full social security benefits at 64¼.
I should have been a lawyer.
I should have been a lawyer.

If life really does begin at conception I’m going to file for full social security benefits at 64¼.
I should have been a lawyer.![]()
We would miss you if you left.There are other places more fun.
I used to read those. I might still have a couple of them lying around (I got a pile of miscellaneous comics in a Freecycle pass-a-long box some years ago).Or read Turok son of Stone comics.
My sperm takes issue with the idea that life begins at conception. What moron came up with that one?
Every sperm is alive. Every sperm is sacred.
C–. Must try harder, citation needed.Every sperm is alive. Every sperm is sacred.
Then almost every man commits mass murder on a daily basis.
Is eating a carrot murder too?
Carrots are usually alive up until your stomach acids start breaking them down.
Especially if you are on death row.Clearly not all life is sacred.
Wouldn't that kill off your gut bacteria?Oh, it gets worse. Every time you take a step you squish millions of bacteria.
Clearly the only way to morally stay alive is to stick yourself in cryogenic stasis.
Is a thought ever truly random, if only the quantum realm is capable of producing truly random data? From what I understand thoughts are probably synaptic patterns in your brain that connect various neurons.. or something like that. That seems to be larger in scope than something the quantum world could affect.. but is that wrong? Could thoughts be truly random? Or are they just the products of some sort of stimuli and natural response, incredibly complex, but deterministic nevertheless..?
What if my tile floor is just a flat surface that’s being censored?
Maybe the 7-year rule is intended to provide more time/ opportunity for any still-enlisted peers of the SecDef-nominee to also move up/ muster out, thus reducing the potential for nepotism/ cronyism/ score-settling between the (new) civilian controller and the (existing) military command-staff...?I can't decide whether I think the requirement that military officers be retired for 7 years before being nominated for Secretary of Defense is reasonable or not, and whether it should be adhered to or should be regarded as just a suggestion. It seems clear that 7 years isn't meant to be some kind of significant number, but is just a compromise between people who didn't want veterans in that office at all and those who did.