Random Thoughts X: Impromptu Interpretations

[Synobun]

Why am I seeing ads for a 'WiFi booster crystal'?
Like, is it a crystal that is supposed to boost wifi? Or is it a wifi booster with a cheap looking crystal glued on top? Because I thought in new age mumbo-jumbo crystals were supposed to block wifi signals, not boost them?

Maybe they purify the contaminating WiFi signals.

 

[cardgame]

Crystals are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

 

[choxorn]

What are you talking about, the abilities they grant you just take advantage of natural harmonic alignments between your body's chakras and the quantum energy field emitted by all living things. Nothing more natural than that!

 

[Kyriakos]

That postponement looks to me as well as convenient for some reason that EU people do not want to have in public.

Do mind that many countries are very much upset about Cyprus doing this kind of horse trading

Do mind as well that the President is up to over his ears in money laundring for friends of Putin !
Which gives a nasty connotation to his obstruction to a Belarus sanction on highranking Belarus people.

Here just one link to this... but there are many more on this corrupted President of Cyprus and connections to Russian money.




EDIT
Do mind that Putin can blackmail this President of Cyprus in any way he desires !

I think sanctions on Cyprus are in order, you have convinced me. Belarus too. But nothing on Turkey
But what about sanctions on Germany? Seems Erdogan can blackmail the corrupted chancellor in any way he desires.

In other words, don't you think that it is a bit saner to notice that Cyprus wants there to be sanctions on Turkey cause it has warships and drilling vessels on its waters, and will veto sanctions against the Belarus if and only if the Eu doesn't sanction Turkey as well? I mean... come on

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Why am I seeing ads for a 'WiFi booster crystal'?
Like, is it a crystal that is supposed to boost wifi? Or is it a wifi booster with a cheap looking crystal glued on top? Because I thought in new age mumbo-jumbo crystals were supposed to block wifi signals, not boost them?

I found this and I honestly am not sure if this is supposed to be a parody or not.

Also I find myself constantly disappointed that WiFi isn't pronounced "wiffy."

 

[Takhisis]

What are you talking about, the abilities they grant you just take advantage of natural harmonic alignments between your body's chakras and the quantum energy field emitted by all living things. Nothing more natural than that!

Cocaine, vodka and potato chips with lots of salt are all 100% vegan, organic, natural and even artisanal.

 

[Takhisis]

MaryKB's new avatar is slightly scary. I cannot tell whether she's activated her Sharingan or she's been revealed as a Terminator.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

MaryKB's new avatar is slightly scary. I cannot tell whether she's activated her Sharingan or she's been revealed as a Terminator.

Pregnancy has some weird effects, apparently.

 

[Takhisis]

You know, that I've never tried.

 

[The_J]

I found this and I honestly am not sure if this is supposed to be a parody or not.

Also I find myself constantly disappointed that WiFi isn't pronounced "wiffy."

Look at "data orb" or "office goat", and I think you can figure it out .

 

[MaryKB]

MaryKB's new avatar is slightly scary. I cannot tell whether she's activated her Sharingan or she's been revealed as a Terminator.

I am scary.

 

[EgonSpengler]

I like the Terminator idea.

 

[amadeus]

Taken from the rants thread:

Put on a trenchcoat and highly conspicuous unfashionable hat and meet Bob Woodward in a parking lot?

Do you suppose April O’Neill from the Ninja Turtles and Dick Tracy could ever be a couple? Both wore the same yellow jumpsuit and trenchcoat, respectively.

Does Dick Tracy live in New York? It could work if he did; I’m not convinced long-distance relationships work at all.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Do you suppose April O’Neill from the Ninja Turtles and Dick Tracy could ever be a couple? Both wore the same yellow jumpsuit and trenchcoat, respectively.

Does Dick Tracy live in New York? It could work if he did; I’m not convinced long-distance relationships work at all.

Write a fanfic!

 

[amadeus]

Write a fanfic!

The city, New York. The place, a nondescript apartment on West 32nd. Reporter April O’Neill has invited over a special guest.

Dick: is this the way you do it?
April: oh, yes! Get it all the way in there!
Dick: I’ll see if I can go in deeper.
April: right there!
Dick: I’m going to pull it out!
April: it’s everywhere!

Spoiler :

Dick: you know if you just rinsed out your shower drains once in a while they wouldn’t get this clogged.

 

[shadowplay]

Sometimes I wonder if watching Rescue 911 as a kid is what made me turn out so neurotic. Thanks, Shatner

 

[Kyriakos]

I am now at 6500/20000 of the final part of my new seminar.
If you didn't think someone could have most of the 7000 words on analysis of fairytales be some type of formal-logicisation of a tale by Aesop and a simpler one by Anonymous, now you know it can be done.
Curiously, it may even work. The aesopian fable is about a farmer and a snake, the anonymous fable is about a frog and a scorpion.
The rest of the fairytale analysis chapter will likely be on something from 1001 nights and a dark myth by Robert Walser.

 

[amadeus]

Sometimes I wonder if watching Rescue 911 as a kid is what made me turn out so neurotic. Thanks, Shatner

Don’t forget Robert Stack!

 

[Broken_Erika]

Bring back Microsoft Bob!

 

[Takhisis]

Sometimes I wonder if watching Rescue 911 as a kid is what made me turn out so neurotic. Thanks, Shatner

I wonder what an influence Sledge Hammer! has been on my life, then.