Roll to Dodge 26: The Xtreme Version

[Skwink]

Freaking real life!

 

[SouthernKing]

Guys I can't update! Im on a IPod on vacation here! Patience is a virtue

 

[hoplitejoe]

bump while your here SK.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Double bump

 

[Terrance888]

Put your middle foot in, put your middle foot out
put your middle foot in and shake it all about
you do the hocky poky and you turn yourself around
that's what life's all about!

AKa Bumpity bumpity bump.

 

[Skwink]

BUMP N DA BuMP.

 

[Abaddon]

yawn.. the 23rd roll to dodge that is a still birth?

 

[hoplitejoe]

SK is off again at the moment, i have faith that this will suvive.

 

[Optical]

See his sig Don't expect anything 'till at least the 10th.

 

[SouthernKing]

It will survive! It will not die!

 

[Abaddon]

Just get on with it then

 

[SouthernKing]

I collect spider web to craft a garrote stronger than steel.

16: Your roof collapses on you.

I prove I'm not a witch by showing I weigh more than a duck.

20: You are still unconcious.

I set up the MG-42 at a safe, but lethal-to-my-eneimies place, using rocks for ammo, and FIRE AT THE GAULS!

15: The Gauls tackle you (you are now at 18 HP) and throw you in jail.

I go dancing at WIM's party

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34 (36): You go dance and buy a bottle of vodka.

I practice with my new gun arm, becoming even more proficient in its use.

1 (5): You try to but you are captured by Romans and tied up at their camp.

i call to the wizard to help me to wake the fat guy so i am unpinned

6: You can't instead the fat guy blocks your windpipe by crushing you and starts to choke you (-2 hp/turn)

I steal a row boat and row myself over to Yoshi’s Island in time for the party.

6 (4): You are still unconcious in the market. Also, making it worse, an angry mob is setting up camp in the market and will start rioting in 2 days.

I tell everyone to come to my party.

25 (29): the newcomers bring you vodka (2 bottles)

I kick Kim Jon Il in the face.

33: You kick him. He is now at 3 HP.

I find "the ring".

24: You now have the One Ring.

I... Go fishing! Assuming I can join, that is?

22: You find 2 fish.

Instead of running over Kim Jong Il again like everybody expects, I now attempt to run over Skwink Caesar.

22: You knock him unconcious.

Joining, if I can .

I hijack a Cessna.

19: You try to hijack it but don't get there in time. You do however find a usable Mi-24 Hind.

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I think that is correct. If you find any errors tell me.

Now y'all can issue orders for day 5.

 

[Abaddon]

The Romans accept me as their God.

 

[Terrance888]

My awesome cry rallies a group of Gauls. They call themselves Paladins and join me in my quest as we roar together.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I start flailing wildly.

 

[Skwink]

I wake up and use my powers to heal myself.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I run over Kim Jon Ill, Killing him.

 

[Seon]

Rig the dice.

 

[SouthernKing]

Also, some announcements:

Signups are now closed.

Tlc has not showed up here in a long time, so he is now out of the game.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

How am I Unconscious???