Roll to Dodge 26: The Xtreme Version

[Yoshiegg737]

I drink the Vodka with WIM

 

[mechaerik]

The Grim Reaper comes for me, but then he realizes i'm not dead so he wakes me up and gives me his scythe.

 

[Red_Spy]

I use the One Ring to become Hobbit King of Mordor.

 

[BSmith1068]

I wake up.

 

[Optical]

I fly the Mi-24 Hind to St. Petersburg.

 

[W|M]

I drink Vodka with the newcomers and Yoshi.

 

[Tlc2011]

I wallbash in anger of getting kicked out of the game.

I completely forgot about this, guys...Sorry

*Failure is good, Success is bad.*

 

[Tlc2011]

Bump for south to remember about this thing

 

[Magnive]

I try to sell/trade my fish

 

[hoplitejoe]

SK is currently unable to visit this site, this isn't dead though

 

[Abaddon]

I kick this shambling, zombie of a game into life

 

[SouthernKing]

You thought this was dead. YOU WERE WRONG. Update shortly.

 

[W|M]

To anyone who doesn't know, for the next two weeks, SK will be very rarely able to access CFC.

 

[Abaddon]

So why did he post a minute ago that he would be updating?

 

[Red_Spy]

To anyone who doesn't know, for the next two weeks, SK will be very rarely able to access CFC.

This.

 

[W|M]

So why did he post a minute ago that he would be updating?

I said rarely, not never. He should be able to regularly post again in about two weeks.

 

[Abaddon]

Is he not capable of saying thus?

 

[SouthernKing]

The Romans accept me as their God.

1: They slice your head off for being a blasphemer (and also for claiming that this game is dead) .

My awesome cry rallies a group of Gauls. They call themselves Paladins and join me in my quest as we roar together.

31 (36): 3 Gauls join you, they are all Ninjas

I start flailing wildly.

4: you are still pinned, in your flailing you lose 5 HP as well.

I wake up and use my powers to heal myself.

7: You dont wake up, you also lose 3 HP in the process.

I run over Kim Jon Ill, Killing him.

15: You car slams into the wall, you hit your head and lose 2 HP

Rig the dice.

AUTO 1: you fail, the RNG gods frown upon you and kill you.

How am I Unconscious???

Fix'd.

I drink the Vodka with WIM

34 (36): you drink one vodka, WIM gives you another, so nothing happens.

The Grim Reaper comes for me, but then he realizes i'm not dead so he wakes me up and gives me his scythe.

2: Nope, the Grim Reaper kills you and then heads to his beach house in the Bahamas.

I use the One Ring to become Hobbit King of Mordor.

22: Congrats, you are now Hobbit King of Mordor...I dont know what that does.

I wake up.

19 (17): You dont.

I fly the Mi-24 Hind to St. Petersburg.

27: You are now in St. Petersburg. You become Premier of the Soviet Union.

I drink Vodka with the newcomers and Yoshi.

28 (32): You do you also find a 6-Pack of Heineken as well as 2 more Vodka bottles.

I try to sell/trade my fish

16: You dont make it to shore in time to sell your fish, try again tomorrow.

 

[W|M]

I play awesome dubstep.

 

[hoplitejoe]

i listen to WiM's dubstep