Roll To Dodge: Let's Run This Into The Ground

[KaiserElectric]

Roll To Dodge

Let's Run This Into The Ground​

Rules are simple enough.

1. Post an action.
2. I will use a random number generator to determine the results.

Also, if some third party attacks you, you roll to dodge, although you should know that by now.

Rolls are as follows, yes I borrowed them from Thorvald.

1 : Unbelievably total failure. Action WILL backfire.
2-4 : Failure, with penalty
5-7 : Marginal failure with possible penalty
8-10 : Failure, no penalty
11-13 : Straightforward success
14-16 : Success, with possible bonus
17-19 : Success, with circumstantial bonus
20 : MAXIMUM POWER. Guaranteed success, with added bonus.

In any case, mostly everything goes. Don't metagame or stuff like that, otherwise I will force you to fail on your future rolls.

Also, no intermediate actions, and you can't take the same action twice. Every turn will last one day or until everyone has an action, yada yada yada, last person alive wins.

I will follow the two player rule for not sending in orders. If two players do not send in orders unexcused, I will delay the update. If it is delayed again, Ragnarok will be unleashed upon the offending player, WoG killing them if they continue to not send in orders.

I think you know the drill by now, so let's go!

By the way, the game starts in Generic City. That's actualy the name.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Players

Abaddon DELAYER
HP: 195
Other stuff
Delicious Sandvich
Magician in Training
Golden clover
ATV

NarutoAvatarDBZ
HP: 200
Other stuff
Nameless Town
Sawn-off Shotgun (2)
Bear Cavalry (1)
Penguin

Mango Elephant
HP: 195
Other stuff
Female
Nude

Omega124 Hiatus
HP: 175
Other stuff
Tiny Magic Negator
Horseshoe

civplayah
HP: 208
Other stuff
Multiple Personality Disorder
(Normal, Unflirt, Red)
Commissar

landlubber
HP: 195
Other stuff
In the Sims World
Artistic
Grilled Cheese Sandwich (8)
Skeleton Key

Reiser
HP: 182
Other stuff
Pistol (9)
Un-radiated.

Catharsis DELAYER
HP: 182
Other stuff

DarthCaesar
HP: 189
Other stuff
AK-47 (24)
Laser Eyes

DroopyTofu
HP: 186
Other stuff
Gasmask (2)
Safe in da House


NPC's

Soldier
HP: 104
Other stuff
Rocket Launcher

Red Army
HP: (40/39)
Other stuff
FOR THE GLOURIOUS SOVIET UNION

SWAT team
HP: (10/9.5)
Other stuff
POLICE

Pyro
HP: 150
Other stuff
Fire Axe
Flamethrower

Furries
HP: (20/20)
Other stuff
???

City is irradiated.


Post now!

 

[GhostWriter16]

Here.

I search for a Rocket Launcher.

 

[Abaddon]

I find a lucky four leaf clover.

 

[Turquoiside]

I walk around the city

 

[Mango Elephant]

I stimulate myself with a banana.

I'm also a girl in this game.

 

[KaiserElectric]

First update will come in a few hours, join soon if you haven't already.

 

[Omega124]

I go find a Flying Magic Negator.

(Located in Part 3, 10 Minutes in. Just let the video load until that part if you're not interested in the actual review.)

 

[civplayah]

I'll play.

I discover I have D.I.D.

 

[Catharsis]

I kick Abaddon in the groin.

 

[KaiserElectric]

I search for a Rocket Launcher.

(3) You stub your toe on one and it falls through an open manhole cover. Ouch! (-3 hp)

I find a lucky four leaf clover.

(15) Success! You now have a 50-50 chance to increase your dice roll by 1, so long as you still have the clover.

I walk around the city

(8) You somehow fail to walk around the city.

I stimulate myself with a banana.

(9) You fail in your, erm, "endeavors".

I go find a Flying Magic Negator.

(7) Try as you might, you can't locate the magic negator thingamajig.

I discover I have D.I.D.

(11) You discover you have D.I.D. You now have a small chance that your dice roll will change by one, larger or smaller.

 

[Mango Elephant]

I take out my boobs and slap civplayah with them.

 

[Catharsis]

Nice to see you're continuing the RtD GM tradition of ignoring my posts, electric

 

[Abaddon]

I slap cath in the face with the back of my White glove.

A duel!

 

[KaiserElectric]

You joined after I posted the update.

I'll include you tommorow. I'm not ignoring you, it's just bad timing.

 

[civplayah]

I take out my boobs and slap civplayah with them.

Ummm, thanks?

I discover my first alter- Unflirt. He is opposed to love, and has commitment issues.

 

[landlubber]

I transport myself into the world of "The Sims."

 

[Reiser]

I'll join, find a police department to stay in.

 

[Omega124]

I tell the BLU Soldier that Catharsis is a RED Spy.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Ummm, thanks?

Why are you saying thanks? I just slapped you with my boobs, you should be upset. My boobs are quite large, btw.