Roll To Dodge: Let's Run This Into The Ground

[KaiserElectric]

I throw my icky sammich at Painis Cupcake.

(16) The sandvich explodes in a puff of nasty. Painis gags on the cloud of ick.

I continue psychoanalysis.

(7) You discover an emo alter ego. You attempt to kill yourself, but you stop you just in time. You choose to forget that personality.

While Painsis is distracted by the icky sandwich and nomming on the street, I fire two rounds at him/her/whatever-that-thing-is.

(15) The bullets hit, striking for 15 damage.

I look for a Flying Magic Negator.

(11) You find a tiny magic negator. You can use it to negate magic, but it's old and not exactly in good shape.

I eat catharsis's lucky clover, passing the luckyness to me PERMANTLY!

You can't eat something someone else has unless you take it first.

I look in my "Simology" panel to see what traits I have.

(5) You can't find the button to open up the Simology panel. Hell, you can't find a button.

I drop a house on Abaddon.

(10>11) You drop a doll house on Abaddon for -4 hp.

I look for a bear to be worshipped by.

(8) You're in a city, where are you going to find a bear?

I look for a AK-47.

(13) You find an AK-47 discarded in a trash can, but it has no bullets.

Painis is still gagging on the cloud of ick. Heh.

A strange truck drives into view.

 

[landlubber]

I go searching for the interface.

 

[Reiser]

Fire a shot at the truck driver, Grand Theft Auto style.

 

[Mango Elephant]

I take off my shirt and do the truffle shuffle in Abaddon's face.

 

[Abaddon]

I play with the dolls house.

 

[civplayah]

Unflirt goes to check out the truck.

 

[Turquoiside]

I go to Generic City's Zoo to look for a tame(ish) bear to be worshipped by.

 

[Catharsis]

I direct landlubber to make grilled cheese sandwiches eight times in a row.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I look for an bullets for my AK-47

 

[Omega124]

I go to the mechanic to get the negator fixed.

 

[DroopyTofu]

Can I play or did I wait too late?

 

[KaiserElectric]

Still open, come and join!

I take off my shirt and do the truffle shuffle in Abaddon's face.

(13) Still kinky!

Unflirt goes to check out the truck.

(14) Unflirt looks in the cab. The driver is mysteriously gone, but he left his switchblade in the glove compartment. You take it.

Fire a shot at the truck driver, Grand Theft Auto style.

(12) The driver is gone, but the bullet ricochets and grazes civplayah for 6 damage.


(1) "Oy! Wotcher doin' bringin' dat doohickeh in mah store!? Ya'll gettin' the smackdown o' ya life!"
ROLL TO DODGE
(3) The deranged mechanic clonks you over the head for 12 damage with a spanner.

I play with the dolls house.

(18) You play with the dollhouse. A secret compartment opens, and a Delicious Sandvich is dispensed.

I go searching for the interface.

(13) You find the interface and discover you have a creative stroke. Artistic actions gain +1 to their rolls.

I direct landlubber to make grilled cheese sandwiches eight times in a row.

(20) landlubber goes to work on the sandwiches. He will be occupied for two turns while making the sandwiches.

I go to Generic City's Zoo to look for a tame(ish) bear to be worshipped by.

(17) Your masterful control of the Bearish language converts a polar bear to your side.

I look for an bullets for my AK-47

(1) You find bullets, but they are being fired at you by a Russian Conscript.
ROLL TO DODGE
(13) The Conscript is distracted by a poster of Lenin, and you easily dodge.

Painis Cupcake launches himself out of the Ick Cloud at Reiser
ROLL TO DODGE
(12) You easily dodge Painis' Nom.

The Cloud of Ick remains stationary. It can be removed or moved around, if you feel lucky.

The Russian conscript has been added.

The Russian conscript calls for backup. The conscript has called a Red Army division to arrive in five turns. If he is alive, he will be added to the Red Army and vanish in the Glourious Red War Machine.

 

[landlubber]

I make sandwiches, I guess.

 

[Mango Elephant]

I slap landlubber with a salami.

 

[Reiser]

Deranged mechanics, Russian conscripts, and Blu soldiers, oh my!

I look for a mall to hid in.

 

[civplayah]

I continue psychoanalysis.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Actually, can I change my move?

I lick civplayah on his cheek.

 

[DroopyTofu]

I go to a weapons' store and search for a weapon.

 

[Abaddon]

I enrole at magic school.

 

[Omega124]

Oh, that's fine, just ignore my post, that's okay.