Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Darth Caesar]

IN for next round

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

"Are you sitting down?
Then let's begin."

In this round, player-vs-player actions will incorporate modifiers from both parties; all NPCs also use full stat sheets, which may prove both a help and a hindrance; the victors of Round Three inherit some of their stats.

ROUND FOUR
You are in the African Savanna.

 

[Red_Spy]

I find a gun and ammo for it.

 

[mythmonster2]

Revert to primal instincts.

 

[GenMarshall]

I find a sniper rifle with ammo.

 

[Skwink]

I build a town of my own, and live there with Daymon.

 

[hoplitejoe]

Suddenly I am a rhino man wot is powerful and stuff.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I go to a library and read about weapon systems

 

[landlubber]

I take the pills I have left over from last round.

 

[Abaddon]

I am leading a tour group on Safari

 

[hendo]

Would I be able to get in for this round too, since it's only just beginning? Please?

If so, I wander around in search of any sign of civilization.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I find a gun and ammo for it.

6: You find a stick.

Revert to primal instincts.

17: You toss your medical journals and bone saw aside, adopting the lifestyle of your primate cousins. You lose your medical bonus, but gain a +2 bonus to rolls involving nature.

I find a sniper rifle with ammo.

7: You have no ammo to find the rifle.

I build a town of my own, and live there with Daymon.

4: After trying to erect a metropolis out of dry dirt, you collapse, exhausted.

Suddenly I am a rhino man wot is powerful and stuff.

14: It's chiefly psychological, but you gain a +1 bonus to strength rolls.

I go to a library and read about weapon systems

20: You journey to Mbuji-Mayi and begin a comprehensive study of firearms, gaining a +3 bonus to rolls in their use.

I take the pills I have left over from last round.

1: AUGH THEY EXPIRED!
ROLL TO DODGE!
4: You've poisoned yourself, and will lose health at a rate of -6 hp/turn.

I am leading a tour group on Safari

16: Thus far you have seen a herd of elephants, a cheetah, and some water buffalo.

I wander around in search of any sign of civilization.

19: You wander into Lilongwe, Malawi.

 

[mythmonster2]

Start tracking apes.

 

[hoplitejoe]

With my new found rhinosity I set off in search of grass to eat.

 

[landlubber]

I gather mystical herbs to try and ease the effects of the pills.

 

[Red_Spy]

I turn my stick into a spear.

 

[hendo]

I purchase a good luck trinket from one of the markets.

 

[Skwink]

I meet a man and befriend him. His name is Samuel North.

 

[Boundless]

I make a giraffe my friend/pet/horse-back ride.

 

[GenMarshall]

I find a M1911 in the glove compartment in the jeep.