Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Abaddon]

Fail to convince the devil to kill Earthling by shoving chess pieces into his and his



(those are joke smiley, I didn't set off the cencor, so don't bother trying to work out the words.. i'll leave that for the devil!

 

[tuxedohamm]

Gain strength from the millions of people who are now fearful of what will happen to them during the ongoing Global War.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I order my minions to crush civplayah while I steal his HP sauce

5: Incredibly, he manages to kick 9 hitpoints out of you while dodging the attack.

Realizing that all these explosions are really hurting (thank the dice the helicopter is indestructible), I head to a hospital to go heal.

8: You reach a hospital and find yourself in the waiting room.

I eat TLO's corpse, so as to both get health back, and to make sure he stays dead.

15: You regain another 25 health and take his elastic bracelet for yourself.

My action is again in the chess match: Let's send my holy men out to fight his soul-less defilers...In particular, glad that multiple moves may happen per action, but anyway

f3

The valiant pawn sallies forth in time to witness his brother's demise.

I intimidate Reality while mechanically fixing it to heal Earthling and I to full health.

13 (16): You are able to restore 20 hitpoints to each of you.

Talk about Crit attack!

20 (20): Your boastfulness leads the guards to cower in fear, leaving you unopposed for the remainder of the operation.

I make great advancements in math, what with all the spare time on my hands.

16: You solve the great Flipperzauberer Enigma.

Fail to convince the devil to kill Earthling by shoving chess pieces into his and his

20 (16): The Devil takes a swipe at you for your naughtiness.
ROLL TO DODGE!
16 (12): You narrowly avoid some double-entendre.

Gain strength from the millions of people who are now fearful of what will happen to them during the ongoing Global War.

10 (13): You regain 10 hitpoints.

The Keres attempt to hasten civplayah's demise.
ROLL TO DODGE!
13: The mass of people trying to attack him shields him from damage.

 

[kill fire]

I take my gun apart and use the parts to make an energy amplification device that will further increase the power of my energy attacks.

 

[Seon]

Minions! Attack! (civplayah)

 

[kill fire]

Holy $#!^ we posted at almost exactly the same time .

 

[Earthling]

The valiant pawn's sacrifice will not be forgotten.

Can't see how fxg4 goes wrong.

 

[civplayah]

I drink the HP sauce.

 

[Abaddon]

My rolls have been ridiculusly lucky!

Now i have temped fate..

I fail to sleep, restoring my health and getting rid of that migrane...

 

[Anonymoose]

I destroy the world.

 

[choxorn]

While waiting to be admitted for treatment, I read a science magazine and learn sciency stuff.

 

[Perfection]

I REDEMAND ABADDON'S SLOT AS I AM FAR MORE DESERVING!

 

[Abaddon]

one of the only rules is that you can't do the same thing on consequtive turns

An, im bored of my R2D.. people are doing boring things.. update will have to wait til weekend

 

[Zack]

I apply the Flipperzauberer Enigma to the jail bars, and I determine how to melt them away.

 

[TheBladeRoden]

I join the game even though its already filled.

 

[kill fire]

This game is most likely going to last a long time.

 

[tuxedohamm]

Finish growing my wings to a usable size.

 

[mythmonster2]

Charge out of my base to hell with all my troops behind me.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I take my gun apart and use the parts to make an energy amplification device that will further increase the power of my energy attacks.

3: The gun explodes, including the bullets. You take 16 damage.

Minions! Attack! (civplayah)

20: The minions strike him dead and give you his items.

The valiant pawn's sacrifice will not be forgotten.

Can't see how fxg4 goes wrong.

Check.

I drink the HP sauce.

Unfortunately, you've had your HP Sauce stolen.

I fail to sleep, restoring my health and getting rid of that migrane...

5 (1): You regain 30 hitpoints and are restored to full mental cognition.

I destroy the world.

Divine Intervention: 19
ROLL TO DODGE!
3: "HAAAAX!" The monitor deals 30 damage.

While waiting to be admitted for treatment, I read a science magazine and learn sciency stuff.

8: You got one of those in-depth publications which are hard to make sense of.

I REDEMAND ABADDON'S SLOT AS I AM FAR MORE DESERVING!

7: You are not allowed to cut the line.

I apply the Flipperzauberer Enigma to the jail bars, and I determine how to melt them away.

1: One of the police officers, citing your behaviour as delinquent, hits you with his truncheon for 25 damage, dazing you for a -2 penalty for all rolls.

I join the game even though its already filled.

13: You cheat your way in.

Finish growing my wings to a usable size.

13: Eet ees done.

Charge out of my base to hell with all my troops behind me.

11: Welcome to Hell.

 

[Seon]

Finally some reset and quiet...

I beg the angelic hiearchy for forgiveness so that they will restore my attack skills to normal.