By default he's an NPC that I use to
persecute players corral particularly weird stuff, but hey, the dice dictate the rules...
Seon said:
I salvage the stowaway red faction 3 style.
2: The stowaway parries and beats another 12 hitpoints out of you.
remake20 said:
Using my cleats I attempt to steal the coconut from !!!!!. (The cleats are used for super speed so he never sees me coming)
3 (6): The cleats only work to slow you down and decrease your stealth threshold.
!!!!! said:
see if there are any more
8: There appear to be none.
merciary said:
I cut the coconut in half.
5: The blade becomes wedged in the shell.
civplayah said:
Haha. I become self-proclaimed leader of the island.
15: With a makeshift flag you stake your claim to the island.
Double A said:
I call in a Covy Carrier, with two cruisers for support (like it needs it), and use it's Seraph fighters to do strafe civplayah with plasma.
That's what you get for claiming the island.
17: As fate would have it, not too far from the UNSC transmitter is a Covenant uplink. The ships are en route, ETA four turns.
mythmonster2 said:
I begin finding out how to forge the Ultimate Weapon.
20: You hypothesize the creation of a hyperspace death-ray capable of striking any target in the galaxy.
CivGeneral said:
9: You wander about until you come to a deserted farmhouse.
kill fire said:
I sit in the shade and wait it out.
4: A coconut falls from your shady tree.
ROLL TO DODGE!
8 (9): It bumps your foot for 9 damage.
landlubber said:
Have you ever seen Avatar? Even if not, there was this one part where all the animals and forces of nature attack the humans... Yeah, I want that happening, only just to civplayah, not the entire island.
17: A Hitchcock-esque sequence ensues.
ROLL TO DODGE!
16: civplayah's hut keeps out the undesirables.