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[mechaerik]

I declare myself Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico.

 

[Boundless]

We rob a bank together.

 

[mayor]

While leaving town I receive possession of such an ATV

Spoiler :

 

[Omega124]

I obtain Second Chance Pro.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I throw some garbage at the gangsters and run away

 

[Terrance888]

I join the Marines.

 

[Skwink]

I get a job.

2) You don't.

I try to stop the gangsters being naughty by telling them to stop following the evil Neville and ask them to stop practicing the seven slightly painful sins.

3) They take interest in what you're saying.

I use my $1000 to buy firearms/ammo.

4) You get a Desert Eagle, with 2 magazines holding 7 bullets each.

I try the Catholics

6) The Catholics like you so much they make you Pope.

I practice my hand-to-hand combat skills.

4) You gain +1 to any hand to hand combat.

I declare myself Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico.

2) The people dismiss you as a crazy politician.

We rob a bank together.

5) You get you share of the profits, $1000.

While leaving town I receive possession of such an ATV

6) You do indeed. +2 to movement based rolls.

I obtain Second Chance Pro.

5) Yes you do.

I throw some garbage at the gangsters and run away

1) They dislike this, and fire a bullet into you for 20 HP.

I join the Marines.

6) You are immediately sent to join Seal Team 6.

 

[Omega124]

I run for mayor.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Using my fists, feet, and wits, I beat up the leader of a rival gang.

 

[Red_Spy]

I sign up for a chance to win a free trip to college.

 

[Optical]

I use my Desert Eagle to rob a bank.

 

[W|M]

I convert local gansters to Sunni Islam.

 

[NinjaCow64]

I send the Gangsters to the slightly-sacred boarding school, reforming them into upstanding citizens.

 

[Boundless]

I spend $10 on a magic sandwich.

 

[mayor]

I drive around and check out the scenery

 

[Abaddon]

I do feel lucky, punk

 

[hoplitejoe]

I launch a crusade against WiM

 

[Darth Caesar]

I scout around for anything interesting.

 

[Terrance888]

I manage to get myself named as mission organizer and captain.
No wait!

I train with my team with the newest weapons and techniques.

 

[Abaddon]

So, them daily updates sure are awesome....