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[Terrance888]

We catch Gangboss off guards with our helicopter insert, and gain lots of combat experience moving through his henchmen (and killing them.)

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I find an awesome mace

My demons assult Gangboss

 

[Terrance888]

OOC: WE are all ganging up on gangboss!

OOC2: Do I get 2 rolls since both me and my team are attacking, or are they just going to boast my roll's damage?

 

[Omega124]

Kick the bodygaurds in the balls instead of paying up

 

[Optical]

I learn kung-fu.

 

[Skwink]

OOC: WE are all ganging up on gangboss!

OOC2: Do I get 2 rolls since both me and my team are attacking, or are they just going to boast my roll's damage?

They will do what you do, so it's going to pretty much be a boost ti damage.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I find a reputable news source to interview me.

 

[mayor]

While traveling further through the countryside I spot a lovely looking farmersdaughter

 

[Abaddon]

I practice shooting my lucky gun.

 

[Boundless]

I take another bite, giving me invisibility too!

 

[W|M]

I send Imams to New York to dismiss the infidel angels, and instead send proper Muslim angels!

 

[EnglishCrusader]

Me and John start to look for a gang to join (a player owned gang would be cool ).

 

[hoplitejoe]

I convert ALL the orthodox Christians

 

[mechaerik]

As the new President of Somalia, I begin developing nuclear weapons.

 

[Skwink]

Update soon tonight, I promise.

 

[NinjaCow64]

Dropping out, sig reveals all.

 

[Skwink]

I read all of the book.

4) You did, indeed.

Drawing upon my martial arts training as a youth, I karate chop GangBoss on the neck.

@ EnglishCrusader
You can join my gang if you want to.

You hit him for a good 15HP

We catch Gangboss off guards with our helicopter insert, and gain lots of combat experience moving through his henchmen (and killing them.)

2) 4 for team) Your men make it into the gang's stronghold.

I find an awesome mace

My demons assult Gangboss

3) Sadly, you can't find anything and your demon's are a bit preoccupied

Kick the bodygaurds in the balls instead of paying up

4) You kick em' hard, and they fall

I learn kung-fu.

3) You can't seem to find a Kung-Fu school in this city

I find a reputable news source to interview me.

3) The gangs have driven out all the reporters

While traveling further through the countryside I spot a lovely looking farmersdaughter

2) You find a farmer's daughter, but she's a bit overweight and unattractive.

I practice shooting my lucky gun.

1) You fire the gun, but it recoils and hits you in the face for 5 HP

I take another bite, giving me invisibility too!

3) You don't gain a power, but you're pretty full now.

I send Imams to New York to dismiss the infidel angels, and instead send proper Muslim angels!

5) Your Muslim Andels have taken the place of the regular Angels in New York

Me and John start to look for a gang to join (a player owned gang would be cool ).

6) You and John are so popular you get to join any gang you want!

I convert ALL the orthodox Christians

3) They turn you away

As the new President of Somalia, I begin developing nuclear weapons.

5) Your project will deliver you a nuclear bomb in 3 turns.

Dropping out, sig reveals all.

Auto 6) A black helicopter lands in your yard. Two men in black suits come out and walk to your door. They come inside, pull you out, and walk you to the chopper. Your neighbors are all taken too, to make sure nobody knows about this operation.

Anyone with an NPC allied to them get's a roll for the it/them now.

 

[Abaddon]

Why didn't my roll get +2?


I attach a scope to my gun.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

"Do you know what I love?" I banter to GangBoss. "What's that?" he asks in reply as he lets down his guard. "This sound," I respond, as I slam my fist through his skull, making a sickening, slurping noise as his nose bone is punched right through his grey matter.

Meanwhile, my gang talks to GangBoss' gang about how awesomely I can punch and convinces them to join up with me instead.

 

[Boundless]

I fly to the Bahamas.