HORDE IS COMING
Fetch me their souls
My action is to try to summon the dead guy (not dead here though) from the movie Brazil who etched the mysterious "'Ere I Am" message...
1 (all your summoning attempts yield something weird, eh?): You summon the Alien.
CCrunner said:
Anyway, since apparently snow is cold, I go back inside and into the kitchen to look for some meatballs to throw instead.
4: You rush into the kitchen. There aren't any meatballs though
TheLastOne said:
I eat a pie, because I like pie and I am hungry
That's all I am gonna say to you.
Milarqui said:
I jump near Ayn Rand and make the statue stick to her so that I'll be able to do magic
5: You stick it to her. The statue is instantly destroyed by the power of logic.
Then she shoots bolts of electricity at you.
ROLL TO DODGE!: 4: Head on fire is a very, very unpleasant sensation (-1 HP). But you manage to put it out on time.
CCrunner said:
Build an impenetrable bunker fully stocked with happy-drugs, beds, and women
5: You miraculosly build a impenetrable bunker out of some floorboard and rusty old nails. You don't get happy drugs, beds, and women though. You will have to get them
Oh and of course, the bunker being impenetrable means that you can't exit it either. Oxygen can't get in it too. (It's not indestructible though. Yup. When I roll a 5, I do it word for word...)
Choxorn said:
I knock over the vending machine to break it and get to the weapons inside
3: The vending machine scoffs at your attempts and shoots bolts of electricity at you
ROLL TO DODGE! 1: Smell of cooked flesh already. Ahhh (-4 HP)
Abaddon said:
take one of my happy pills
3:It turns out that its cheap Valium. (-1 to the next dice roll due to impairment of judgement)
Mythmonster said:
I remove the embarrassing leakage
3: You can take comfort in the fact that it is at the very least dry now. Still stinks though.
civplayah said:
Feeling rested, I go check out the plane
5: Yes. Go outside in a middle of the snowstorm with only a T-shirt and jeans on towards the crashed plane at least 30 yards away. Brilliant idea.
Shivering in cold (-6 HP automatically for being buried in snow far away from the house without protection) and being hit by bone-chilling winds (-4 HP due to being outside without protection), you finally arrive near the wreckage.
The Wreckage is surprisingly filled with variety of goods. From weapons to secret Nazi documents to a strange looking diving suit to a tactical nuke to an Energy Sword. All inside several locked cabinets. There aren't any things that can protect you from the bone shattering wind though, at least you are out of the snow.
Oh, and
by the way there are red eyes out there staring at you. Aside from that you aren't in any danger
Omega124 said:
I somehow throw the flaming pinecone in a way that makes me summon Roy.
6: You throw the pinecorn into the ground. It explodes and Roy emerges from the flames to rid the world of evil.
Roy isn't the only thing that emerged from the flames though. Splinters do as well.
ROLL TO DODGE!!!!!
Omega124: 1: Splinter. TO THE EYE (-3 HP)
Abaddon: 3: Ow (- 1 HP)
TheLastOne: 6: You deflect the splinter outside through the crack in the window. A scream is heard.
bestrfcplayer: 2: Ooof! (-2 HP)
Milarqui: 5: You do a backflip, narrowly dodging through the web of splinters.
Choxorn: 2: OOF! (-2 HP)
Earthling:2: it cuts you a little (-1 HP)
Ayn Rand: 6: bolt of lightning from her fingers vape all splinters and continues through them toward Roy (-5 HP for Roy)
Bananalee said:
I have my way with the arms dealer
2: You somehow find yourself at the mercy of her Sonic Pistol
ROLL TO DODGE FOR BANANALEE 5: You do an cartwheel to the left, narrowly dodging the blast.
ROLL TO DODGE FOR PERFECTION: 3: Your leg was caught in the way of the blast. (-3 HP)
Meanwhile Ayn Rand makes her move against socialists...
ROLL TO DODGE FOR MYTHMONSTER (yes. I read your political compass
)
5: You manage to cover your ears just in time to evade most of her logic attack.
MEANWHILE, THERE ARE RED EYES IN THE SNOWSTORM. GET READY
