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Roll to Dodge: Well, Here I am

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Seon, Feb 27, 2010.

  1. Earthling

    Earthling Deity

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    You gave me the WRONG RESULT! You think that's not awesome! :p :devil: :p

    (that reminds me I never finished that Ayn Rand based civ game/story I was doing! Totally forgot...sorry I guess but I don't know if any here were involved, the other succession players kinda left/we gave up)

    Anyway...do summoned allies/etc... act on their own or take our actions?

    My action is to try to summon the dead guy (not dead here though) from the movie Brazil who etched the mysterious "'Ere I Am" message...
     
  2. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    I edited your first action into the update. No worries mate
     
  3. Milarqui

    Milarqui Deity

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    IN!

    I summon a wand to be able to do magic.
     
  4. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    Still, I deemed her to be complete opposite of what you wanted :p.

    and why don't you find out?
     
  5. Catharsis

    Catharsis catch u on the flip scythe

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    YES I LOST 6HP ULTIMATE FAILURE

    Anyway, since apparently snow is cold, I go back inside and into the kitchen to look for some meatballs to throw instead.
     
  6. TheLastOne36

    TheLastOne36 Deity

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    I eat a pie, because I like pie and I am hungry.
     
  7. Milarqui

    Milarqui Deity

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    I jump near Ayn Rand and make the statue stick to her so that I'll be able to do magic.
     
  8. CCRunner

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    Build an impenetrable bunker fully stocked with happy-drugs, beds, and women
     
  9. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    I knock over the vending machine to break it and get to the weapons inside.
     
  10. Abaddon

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    take one of my happy pills
     
  11. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    Nevermind
     
  12. mythmonster2

    mythmonster2 BEC NOIR! RUN!

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    I remove the embarrassing leakage.
     
  13. civplayah

    civplayah phantasm

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    Feeling rested, I go check out the plane.
     
  14. Omega124

    Omega124 Challenging Fate

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    I somehow throw the flaming pinecone in a way that makes me summon Roy.
     
  15. BananaLee

    BananaLee Fruity Penguin

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    I have my way with the arms dealer
     
  16. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    HORDE IS COMING
    Fetch me their souls

    1 (all your summoning attempts yield something weird, eh?): You summon the Alien.

    4: You rush into the kitchen. There aren't any meatballs though



    That's all I am gonna say to you.

    5: You stick it to her. The statue is instantly destroyed by the power of logic.

    Then she shoots bolts of electricity at you.

    ROLL TO DODGE!: 4: Head on fire is a very, very unpleasant sensation (-1 HP). But you manage to put it out on time.

    5: You miraculosly build a impenetrable bunker out of some floorboard and rusty old nails. You don't get happy drugs, beds, and women though. You will have to get them :p

    Oh and of course, the bunker being impenetrable means that you can't exit it either. Oxygen can't get in it too. (It's not indestructible though. Yup. When I roll a 5, I do it word for word...)

    3: The vending machine scoffs at your attempts and shoots bolts of electricity at you

    ROLL TO DODGE! 1: Smell of cooked flesh already. Ahhh (-4 HP)

    3:It turns out that its cheap Valium. (-1 to the next dice roll due to impairment of judgement)

    3: You can take comfort in the fact that it is at the very least dry now. Still stinks though.

    5: Yes. Go outside in a middle of the snowstorm with only a T-shirt and jeans on towards the crashed plane at least 30 yards away. Brilliant idea. :)

    Shivering in cold (-6 HP automatically for being buried in snow far away from the house without protection) and being hit by bone-chilling winds (-4 HP due to being outside without protection), you finally arrive near the wreckage.

    The Wreckage is surprisingly filled with variety of goods. From weapons to secret Nazi documents to a strange looking diving suit to a tactical nuke to an Energy Sword. All inside several locked cabinets. There aren't any things that can protect you from the bone shattering wind though, at least you are out of the snow.

    Oh, and by the way there are red eyes out there staring at you. Aside from that you aren't in any danger

    6: You throw the pinecorn into the ground. It explodes and Roy emerges from the flames to rid the world of evil.

    Roy isn't the only thing that emerged from the flames though. Splinters do as well.

    ROLL TO DODGE!!!!!
    Omega124: 1: Splinter. TO THE EYE (-3 HP)
    Abaddon: 3: Ow (- 1 HP)
    TheLastOne: 6: You deflect the splinter outside through the crack in the window. A scream is heard.
    bestrfcplayer: 2: Ooof! (-2 HP)
    Milarqui: 5: You do a backflip, narrowly dodging through the web of splinters.
    Choxorn: 2: OOF! (-2 HP)
    Earthling:2: it cuts you a little (-1 HP)
    Ayn Rand: 6: bolt of lightning from her fingers vape all splinters and continues through them toward Roy (-5 HP for Roy)

    2: You somehow find yourself at the mercy of her Sonic Pistol
    ROLL TO DODGE FOR BANANALEE 5: You do an cartwheel to the left, narrowly dodging the blast.
    ROLL TO DODGE FOR PERFECTION: 3: Your leg was caught in the way of the blast. (-3 HP)

    Meanwhile Ayn Rand makes her move against socialists...
    ROLL TO DODGE FOR MYTHMONSTER (yes. I read your political compass :p)
    5: You manage to cover your ears just in time to evade most of her logic attack.


    MEANWHILE, THERE ARE RED EYES IN THE SNOWSTORM. GET READY
     
  17. Milarqui

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    With my wandless magic ability, I shout Petrificus Totalus! and petrify the nearest player that isn't me.
     
  18. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    (You do realize there are no points given for killing other players, right?)
     
  19. Milarqui

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    I plan to use whomever I petrify as a weapon, throwing him/her at the enemies.
     
  20. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    Why don't you just check your back pocket? ;)
     

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