Roll To Dodge XXVIII: Even more Boundless...

[Boundless]

I make my pitchfork conduct electricity and use it to electrocute everyone else remotely near me.

19(20): Your pitchfork conducts electricity on everyone still in the TV (+2 to attack roll, +2 damage)

I shoot Abaddon.

8: You miss!

RTD!

12: You manage to miss the electrocution by west india man!

I search radioactive France for superhero's to help me.

13: You find a superhero called BennyJ. He's a cool guy.

My Army and I move onto the third hospital.

4(6): You don't manage to gain the third hospital, and the CEO there slaps you one (-4hp)

I guess I'll embark on a Rocky-style training montage, to boost my strength, speed and endurance.

17: The training does you good, and you boost your strength, speed and endurance (+4hp)

RTD!

2: The pitchfork hits you so hard that you die...

Arriving in Barcelona, I go to the beach for a swim.

1: You step into the water to find it boiling hot and it burns your entire body (-10hp)

I bleed on Abaddon causing him to choke and suffocate.

17: You bleed all over Abaddon causing him to choke and suffocate (-6hp). You gain +4hp.

Shoot self in foot!

10: You miss...

RTD!

15: You manage to miss the electrocution and regain +2hp.

I go out of the house.

5: You bang the door in your face as you attempt to get out (-5hp)

I celebrate on my victoty.

14: You celebrate your victory and gain 4 minions to follow your every request.

RTD!

5: You get electrocuted by west india man's fork (-5hp)

---

Yoshiegg737 and Red_Spy - once you're dead, you're dead I'm afraid! Sorry!

 

[Skwink]

We try again.

 

[Abaddon]

I forget to breathe

 

[W|M]

I trick everyone into signing contracts which are only to my advantage and their disadvantage.

 

[mechaerik]

I pistol whip Abaddon repeatedly.

 

[Omega124]

I get out of the TV and into the real Ceylon.

 

[Terrance888]

I jump in and say high.

 

[Optical]

I go to First Aid.

 

[hoplitejoe]

Me and BennyJ go save the world or something.

 

[BSmith1068]

I punch Abaddon in the nose.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I get a flamethrower.

 

[Boundless]

We try again.

8(10): You still can't manage it...

I forget to breathe

20: You genuinely forget to breath and cause yourself a severe amount of lung damage... (-10hp)

I trick everyone into signing contracts which are only to my advantage and their disadvantage.

8: Your pen doesn't work and no one signs any contracts...

I pistol whip Abaddon repeatedly.

17(19): You pistol whip Abaddon repeatedly (-8hp) and your gun now has +3 to attack roll.

I get out of the TV and into the real Ceylon.

11: You go to the real Ceylon.

I jump in and say high.

16: Hey hey! Your welcoming, smily face gains you +1 to coercion for all carefully used smiles!

I go to First Aid.

8: First Aid is just too far away...

Me and BennyJ go save the world or something.

11: You and BennyJ go and save the world!

I punch Abaddon in the nose.

20: You punch Abaddon in the nose so hard it kills him... You now have a supersuperpunch that is now +2 to attack roll

I get a flamethrower.

11: You gain a flamethrower...

---

For those who I have killed off for not posting in ages, if you post in the next load of actions I'll reinstate you, otherwise it's bye bye!

 

[SKILORD]

I train at a dojo, montage style.

 

[Skwink]

I say heck with it and bomb the third hospital.

 

[hoplitejoe]

Me and BennyJ get a milkshake (he can have a wine flavoured one)

 

[Omega124]

I pop some champange for having my own island nation.

 

[mechaerik]

I shoot bestrfcplayer in the flamethrower, causing it to explode.

 

[W|M]

I steal everyone's pens to sign the contracts.

 

[Terrance888]

I brush my teeth, making my smiles more awesome.

 

[BSmith1068]

I punch mechaerik in the nose.