Roll To Dodge XXVIII: Even more Boundless...

[Optical]

I find some bandages in my backpack and bind my feet.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I use the flamethrower causing it to burn everything inside the living room.

 

[Boundless]

Update tomorrow as soon as my exam is over

 

[Boundless]

I train at a dojo, montage style.

9: You can't seem to locate the dojo, and instead are now lost...

RTD!

14(11): You manage to avoid signing the disadvantageous contract *phew*

I say heck with it and bomb the third hospital.

20: You BOMB the third hospital, causing it to explode, and all of the employees there are now your minions to as they want to be employed! You now have one roll for your employees and one roll for you!

RTD!

5(2): You end up signing west india man's contract, losing you one of your hospital allies to him... (you still have your separate roll though).

Me and BennyJ get a milkshake (he can have a wine flavoured one)

2: The milkshake is poisoned and you are in big trouble (-7hp and -2hp/turn)

RTD!

14(11): You also manage to avoid signing the contract! *phew*

I pop some champange for having my own island nation.

8: The champagne cork gets stuck in your eye (-2hp)

RTD!

15(12): You manage to avoid signing the contract

I shoot bestrfcplayer in the flamethrower, causing it to explode.

15: You shoot bestrfcplayer causing him to internally bleed (-5hp).

RTD!

16(13): YOU TOO avoid signing the contract!

I steal everyone's pens to sign the contracts.

15(18): You steal the pens and everyone attempts to sign the contract...

I brush my teeth, making my smiles more awesome.

6: The toothpaste is made of mould and you start to feel rather sick (-5hp).

RTD!

13(10): You end up signing the contract, but the only advantage west india man gains is an extra fork.

I punch mechaerik in the nose.

6: You miss and punch a nearby tree instead (-5hp)

RTD!

9(6): You end up signing the contract (-5hp).

I find some bandages in my backpack and bind my feet.

1: You completely fail and your feet are so badly damaged that you fall to the ground and die of starvation...

I use the flamethrower causing it to burn everything inside the living room.

10: Your flamethrower has already exploded...

 

[BSmith1068]

Well… since I signed a contract with the devil – I ask him to heal me.

 

[hoplitejoe]

BennyJ uses his healing powers on me.

 

[W|M]

I burn every dojo in the world with electric fires so that SKILORD can't find one.

 

[mechaerik]

I open fire on WIM.

 

[Omega124]

(Why would I even roll to defend agaionst WIM's contracts? I'm out of the TV)

I organize a mass military build-up.

 

[Skwink]

My minions and I invade Mexico.

 

[GenMarshall]

(Not an order per say. But can I still join? I'm still weary about these games because of my horrible luck)

 

[Terrance888]

I use my mould-covered smile to coerce Hoplite Joe to Kamakazie as many people as possible.

 

[SKILORD]

I wander in a generally westward direction, hoping to find injuns who can teach me a workable fighting style. I continue to be lost.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I die. But my death causes an explosion that kills every living player.

 

[Boundless]

(Why would I even roll to defend agaionst WIM's contracts? I'm out of the TV)

He said everyone, and got a 20, the devil is a master!

 

[Boundless]

Well… since I signed a contract with the devil – I ask him to heal me.

7: You are unable to be healed and the devil burns you, killing you...

BennyJ uses his healing powers on me.

2: BennyJ is far more interested in having another wine milkshake, and you also die...

I burn every dojo in the world with electric fires so that SKILORD can't find one.

10(13): You burn every dojo in the world.

I open fire on WIM.

2(5): You miss and end up hitting yourself in the face with your C4 (-6hp)

I organize a mass military build-up.

9: The masses are busy procrastinating...

My minions and I invade Mexico.

18(20): You invade Mexico and find a skilled Mexican-Indian tribe to heal you homeopathically, nearly restoring you to full health (+7hp)
(you forgot to do a second action for the hospital staff!)

I use my mould-covered smile to coerce Hoplite Joe to Kamakazie as many people as possible.

8(9): You can't quite manage it, the mould is distracting them...

I wander in a generally westward direction, hoping to find injuns who can teach me a workable fighting style. I continue to be lost.

11: You continue to be lost but find an injun who teaches you how to kick-box.

I die. But my death causes an explosion that kills every living player.

10: You don't die, and therefore no explosion occurs...

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I attempt to explode, killing my self, and every living player in our out of the house.

 

[Omega124]

I whip them into joining.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I haunt BennyJ real bad.

 

[W|M]

I throw both my pitchforks towards random people.