Roll to Dodge XXX: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition (Part III)

[Abaddon]

Update 13​

I take off my pants (which ever sense of the word are around my legs ) and load them in the cannon then fire them at Boundless

8 (9): Nah, but your pants are gone!

I make myself and the game, quite literally, boundless.

5 (3): Actually, you are wearing a straight jacket (need to roll a 15 or higher to remove)

I realize that I'm next to a heating vent, which melts me and heals my HP

15 (11): Phew, well at least you won't die now.

I make General Olaf's dictatorship a Communist one.

10 (12): It is so comrade.

I send an advanced scientific probe back to the other side of the universe to see how Earth is doing.

The probe has advanced weaponry.

11 (16): The probe is on its way, it can attack for -10hp on any target once it reaches there..

I convert westindiaman to be my minion (and right-hand man )

16 (19): You do so, together you can win this game!

I merge with the automobile that struck me to become a Transformer... moose... thing.

10: Very sadly not.

I shoot Manmeet.

1: Manmeet shoots you! (-20hp)

Alright then, I'll go.

I gather round the remaining men of my squad.

16: You gather an elite squadron around you (+1 to attacks, +1 to defence)

 

[hoplitejoe]

I flaunt myself about the castle.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I find a nice defensible location.

 

[W|M]

I put a thick red cloth on hoplitejoe.

 

[Skwink]

I kill Manmeet.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I make my rocket boots fit properly through mind control

 

[Boundless]

I gain the ability to have +3 to all my rolls so that the straight jacket is quickly removed

 

[Abaddon]

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I flaunt myself about the castle.

20: You flaunt away and are even happier.

I find a nice defensible location.

20: You are in an underground nuclear bunker.

I put a thick red cloth on hoplitejoe.

17 (15): You do.

I kill Manmeet.

8: Your weak attacks seem ineffectual

I make my rocket boots fit properly through mind control

6 (7): Naaaaaa

I gain the ability to have +3 to all my rolls so that the straight jacket is quickly removed

16: Can't let you do that, but the roll is high enough to remove the jacket.

Imago, General Olaf and Anonymoose all lose 10hp for inactivity.

 

[W|M]

I put a Soviet flag on top of EnglishCrusader's bunker.

 

[Skwink]

I hug EnglishCrusader.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

My boots spontaneously combust and fly off my feet

 

[hoplitejoe]

I become a Buddhist

 

[Boundless]

OH man I knew that wouldn't work.

I use my Laser Guided Grenade launcher to finish off Skwink.

 

[Abaddon]

I put a Soviet flag on top of EnglishCrusader's bunker.

9 (11): It flutters in the breeze

I hug EnglishCrusader.

13: EC receives a nice hug.

My boots spontaneously combust and fly off my feet

13 (9): Nope, still there :/

I become a Buddhist

6 (8): You can't grasp the main concepts.

OH man I knew that wouldn't work.

I use my Laser Guided Grenade launcher to finish off Skwink.

14 (17) Kablooey!


Anonymoose dies from the after effects of being run over.
General Olaf, Imago and hoplitejoe suffer -5hp for inactivity...

 

[W|M]

I convince everyone else in the game that Communism is awesome.

 

[Boundless]

I throw another grenade in the direction of all players.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I pull the flag down and warn WIM.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

My rocket boots transform into a shield

 

[hoplitejoe]

I fire my cannon at boundless (no screwing with the RNG to save her )

 

[Skwink]

I propose to EngilshCrusader.