Roll to Dodge XXX: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition (Part III)

[Omega124]

I rally the fascists! One last chance!

 

[mechaerik]

In a last ditch effort, i set myself on fire to heat me up.

 

[Abaddon]

Update 10

I push onto Berlin, with my retinue continuing to make propaganda!

5 (7): The battle is won, the war over, no one is much interested in more war.

I google 'curing Pneumonia' and then do what it says.

7 (5): 404: Not found

Sergeant Reznov walks out of the dark and gives me a warm blanket, which I wrap myself in

16 (14): You are very safe in your bunker now.

I find some vodka and it heals my Pnuemonia and gives me awesome fire breath.

7: The vodka only harms your immune system futher

From the Spaceship Turtalia, I attack the fabric of reality, tearing a hole to a galaxy where time moves different.

9 (14): Everything you now do happens at double speed.. (can submit two actions)

I use mah cannon on yoshi for trying to scream away my castle.

18 (20): Boom! The cannon hits Yoshi for 15 damage and freezes him

I hit everyone until they bleed to death and I become supreme ruler of Russia.

17: Everyone suffers 6 points of pain!

I establish a Dictatorship

11: All hail, our Glorious Leader Olaf!

I make friends with a guy named Gupta.

7: He doesn't like you that way.

I use my extreme swagger to carry me everywhere instead of walking. Swagger activate!

11:
Link to video.

I rally the fascists! One last chance!

1: You rally forth, stepping on a landmine, which sets your gun off too

In a last ditch effort, i set myself on fire to heat me up.

10: The fire doesn't light, and the pneumonia turns deadly..


Woe to those who did not cure their pneumonia quickly! That has cleared the field considerably. Who's next? Who's going to hear the swish of deaths scythe?

The battle may be over, but the war has just begun!

 

[Imago]

I upload my consciousness to New Zealand's computer systems so if time starts moving much faster, I don't age to dust.

I become the cybernetic overlord of the poor lost millions on Big Mr Turtle's back.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Because I'm in a blanket while frozen, I just stay frozen, warm, and regenerate my health

 

[W|M]

I celebrate with fellow Soviets and other Communists, while avoiding drinking anti-freeze or undiluted industrial alcohol.

 

[Daftpanzer]

somewhere in volgograd, they find a corpse slumped over a computer screen, a stranger with no ID papers and an unkown device strapped to his waist...

 

[hoplitejoe]

I power up my ice cannon.

 

[Boundless]

I steal General Olaf's Laser Guided Grenade launcher, becoming the ultimate stealing force with a glittery coat.

 

[Anonymoose]

I swag everyone's pants off. swagger...... ACTIVATE!!!

 

[Optical]

I try to recruit people to help me run my dictatorship (and be my minions!)

 

[Abaddon]

Update 11​

I upload my consciousness to New Zealand's computer systems so if time starts moving much faster, I don't age to dust.

11 (12): You have a backup

I become the cybernetic overlord of the poor lost millions on Big Mr Turtle's back.

5 (9): There is noone else here...

Because I'm in a blanket while frozen, I just stay frozen, warm, and regenerate my health

1: Smothered..this could be a big problem

I celebrate with fellow Soviets and other Communists, while avoiding drinking anti-freeze or undiluted industrial alcohol.

2 (4): That is exactly what you do drink.. you are poisioned!

I power up my ice cannon.

7 (8): It seems to do all it can do.

I steal General Olaf's Laser Guided Grenade launcher, becoming the ultimate stealing force with a glittery coat.

18: An what a pretty coat it is!

I swag everyone's pants off. swagger...... ACTIVATE!!!

14: Everyones pants fall to the ground, they stumble about confused (All rolls will get -2 unless they pull their pants up!)

I try to recruit people to help me run my dictatorship (and be my minions!)

16 (14): Even with your pants around your ankles you get fans! You can submit and action for them as well as yourself

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Sergeant Reznov comes with a hairdryer that melts the ice around me and heals all my Hp

 

[Imago]

I spend the next (from my perspective) hundred thousand years trying to clone my old body and Big Mr Turtle. Repeatedly. Until I have built a whole space civilization from just the two of us.

 

[Skwink]

I make friends with Manmeet.

 

[W|M]

My Soviet resilience stops all poisonous effects!

 

[Boundless]

My coat gains invisibility powers as I steal hopelitejo's Ice Castle by throwing one of my grenades at him!

 

[hoplitejoe]

I set off my booby traps in the castle to get boundless.

 

[Optical]

I pull my pants up while my Minions go to recruit everyone else in the RtD to be part of my dictatorship.

 

[Anonymoose]

I swag on over to the Kwik-E-Mart and get a slurpee.