Roll to Dodge XXX: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition (Part III)

[Abaddon]

Roll to Dodge XXX: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition
(Part III)​

Roll to Dodge 30??!? Yep, really. There have been 29 Roll to Dodge's attempted before this one. While there have been some awesome ones, most have been massive fails and died very quickly. I however, have completed several Roll to Dodge games. My first one took 33 Updates, the second one completed within 28 Updates. This will be my third game, hopefully many of you will join in and enjoy the game as I moderate it for you.

 

[Abaddon]

Rules


1. Post an action.
2. The result will be determined by the roll of the dice.
3. Any action that triggers a third-party attack on the player immediately grants a free defence roll.
4. Attempting an action requiring an intermediate action (i.e. starting a car with no keys) automatically fails.
5. The same action cannot be taken twice in a row.

Each player may submit one action per turn. I'll update whenever I feel like it. The game is played until one player remains alive, or a unifying winning situation occurs.

1 : Unbelievably total failure. Action WILL backfire.
2-4 : Failure, with penalty
5-7 : Marginal failure with possible penalty
8-10 : Failure, no penalty
11-13 : Straightforward success
14-16 : Success, with possible bonus
17-19 : Success, with circumstantial bonus
20 : MAXIMUM POWER. Guaranteed success, with added bonus.

Notes

# I edit stats after your roll, so if you are close to death, you will get a chance to roll.
# I quote all the actions and work down through them. Because of this the order of peoples posts is important. You cannot effect a roll happening before you, but you might affect all those afterwards..First come, first served. So get your actions in early!



Setting

The highly dangerous winter battlefield of Stalingrad, 1942.

 

[Abaddon]

Situation

You are all on the battlefield of Stalingrad, Winter, 1942!


Stats

hoplitejoe
Ice Castle (+3 to defence, cosy, warm, +1hp/turn)
35/40
Happy (+2 to all rolls)
Ice Cannon (+2 to attack, +2 damage)
No pants
Covered in Red Cloth.

Boundless
4/40
Josep Guardiola's wife
Confident
Guardiola's Suit (destroyed)
Attracts Pity (+2 to anyone else's roll if helping Boundless)
Disease immunity
Laser Guided Grenade launcher! (+3 to attack, +4 to damage) (4 grenades)
Thief! (+1 to theft)

Yoshiegg737
Warm Bunker Building (+2 defence)
17/40
Shield Shoes
Bump on Head (-2 to rolls)
Never below Seven

Imago
In (fasttime) Spaaaaaaaace! (+1 to rolls +1hp/turn)
19/40
Shocking Shell! (+1 to attack, +1 to defence)
Can talk to Turtles
Giant Turtle Friend (+4 to rolls)
Doublequick! (Can submit two actions)
Back-up
Controlling a -10hp Probe

west india man
Communist
Pavlov's House (+5 defence)
39/40
Communist Leader (Unique win condition if over half the players are communist!)
Henchmen (+2 to Coercion)
Communist Propaganda (+1 to Coercion)
Won the Battle (+2 to all Communisty rolls)
Allied win: If you helped Olaf when half the players support him.

General Olaf
19/40
Warm Clothes
Communist Dictator (+3 to convincing others to join you)
Unique Win: Get half the players to support you
Allied Win: Get WIM to help

Olaf's Minions
5/5


EnglishCrusader
Soviet Underground Nuclear Bunker (+4 to defence rolls)
40/40
Elite Squadron (+1 to attacks, +1 to defence)

Spoiler DEAD :

Anonymoose
0/40
No Legs (-10 to movement requiring legs)
Swagger (Can move anyway)
Run over (-5hp/turn)

Skwink
India
0/40
Space Suit (Safe in Space)
Broken Tank
Healing Tears
Bleeding! (-1hp/turn)

Red_Spy
0/40
Shot in Leg (-2 to movement)
Gun (+1 to attack)
Pneumonia.. (-1hp/turn, death in 3 turns)
Crushed! (-5hp/turn)

CivCube
0/40
Pneumonia.. (-1hp/turn, death in 1 turn)
Shot in the eye (-5 actions requiring both eyes!)
Bleeding (-3hp/turn)

Daftpanzer
Modern Day Library
0/40
Shellshocked! (-2 to rolls)
Tourniqueted left Leg (-1 to actions requiring two legs)
Pneumonia.. (-1hp/turn, death in 1 turn)
Time Machine (No Charge)

Terrance888
0/40
Gun (+1 to attack)
Pneumonia.. (-1hp/turn, death in 1 turn)
1x Shell (+4 Damage)

Omega124
Fascist
0/40
Warm Trench Coat (Unaffected by Winter)
The Ultimate MP-40 (+2 to attack, +3 Damage, Infinite Ammo)

mechaerik
0/40
Knows Kung-fu (+2 to Kung-fu actions!)
Pneumonia.. (-4hp/turn, death in 1 turn)

 

[hoplitejoe]

someone's gallbladder- I make some more bile!

 

[Boundless]

At Wembley - I kiss Josep Guardiola.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Location: Some Space Station far, far, away from Earth that is about to blow up
Action: I find rocket boots that increase my roll's

 

[mechaerik]

Setting: The middle of some riots in some unknown country.

Action: I learn kung fu.

 

[Omega124]

Location: Stalingrad, Winter 1942
Action: Find an MP-40.

 

[Daftpanzer]

Location: in a beautiful wilderness somewhere in the eastern USA.

Action: I meditate and gain spiritual wisdom from nature.

 

[Imago]

In!

Location: A park, where there's an ant about to get away with somebody's food.

Action: Arrest the ant.

 

[Skwink]

Setting: On a space shuttle that's crashing to Earth.

Action: I put on a space suit.

 

[CivCube]

Location: Sea World.

Action: I lead the dolphin uprising with hilarious sounds.

 

[Abaddon]

Imma probably gonna give it a few days before launch.. an i'll actually be away all of Monday-Friday next week.. just warning you guys now ok

 

[W|M]

Location: UK Parliament.

Action: Launch Communist Revolution

 

[Red_Spy]

Location: The Star Wars Galaxy - During the Battle of Endor.

Action: I kill Luke and take his lightsaber.

 

[Abaddon]

Update 1

someone's gallbladder- I make some more bile!

9: Nah, there is quite enough bile thanks!

At Wembley - I kiss Josep Guardiola.

20: In front on 80,000 people, as Barcelona lift the trophy, you are by his side celebrating.. this isn't suitable for the TV audience, but the crowd certainly appreciates it!

Location: Some Space Station far, far, away from Earth that is about to blow up
Action: I find rocket boots that increase my roll's

6: Your shoes don't fit, and impede your movement..

Setting: The middle of some riots in some unknown country.

Action: I learn kung fu.

18: Hi-yaaah! You smash your fist through a wooden block, bow, and complete your Kung-fu course with flying colours!

Location: Stalingrad, Winter 1942
Action: Find an MP-40.

20: Gosh its cold! but you don't care, you are fully kitted out for the situation, as well as possibly the best MP-40 ever made! It doesn't seem to need ammo either?

Location: in a beautiful wilderness somewhere in the eastern USA.

Action: I meditate and gain spiritual wisdom from nature.

1: Hmm, you're meditation is broken as you are shelled! You aren't in Kansas Dorothy, this is Stalingrad, and its cold! You are bleeding, badly..

In!

Location: A park, where there's an ant about to get away with somebody's food.

Action: Arrest the ant.

5: While bent over looking for ants, you didn't notice the incoming bombs either..luckily you weren't as close..

Setting: On a space shuttle that's crashing to Earth.

Action: I put on a space suit.

15: What a nice suit.. I guess it kinda helps in this situation?

Location: Sea World.

Action: I lead the dolphin uprising with hilarious sounds.

9: You're clicks and whistles don't make sense to the soliders around you...

Location: UK Parliament.

Action: Launch Communist Revolution

15: An what a perfect location to do it in! If you get the majority of the players in the game to declare themselves as communists, all the communists win!

Location: The Star Wars Galaxy - During the Battle of Endor.

Action: I kill Luke and take his lightsaber.

3: Luke is a solider, he is not happy you tried to attack him. He shots 8hp out of you and will continue to attack each turn!

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Everyone! Its Stalingrad, Winter 1942! Its a warzone! Its horrible, its cold, just imagine it! You will all start suffering frostbite in two turns.. and various horrible things as the turns go on while you remain on this battle field!
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[W|M]

I hire Soviet mercenaries to help intimidate others to vote for me!

 

[hoplitejoe]

I find some logs to make a log cabin out of (and then make one).

 

[Boundless]

I make Guardiola give me his suit to keep me warm, which gives me the power to never be cold, and his nakedness attracts everyone into looking after me!

 

[Omega124]

I find some disgruntled Russians who dislike communism and disgruntled Germans who don't like fascism to join me in a democratic commune.