South Korean Government Buries One Million ALIVE!!!!!

[galdre]

I'm pretty sure you probably can, although many would find cannibalism disturbing so bacon sales might suffer. Cannibals generally attest that human flesh is almost indistinguishable from pig flesh except for a lack of smell. Some cannibals however claim that only males taste like pork/ham/bacon, while females taste more like beef.

there are so many possible responses to this, I don't even know where to begin...

 

[NetGear]

I assumed this was talking about humans and I'm like "Did I read South Korea right?

In any case, why bury them alive? I'm not sure why they couldn't vaccinate them, but if there's a risk to that, why can't you just shoot them? Much easier and less painful.

Operating a slaughterhouse is more complicated than you'd think. Shooting a million pigs is gonna be much harder and expensive than gathering them in a container and just burying them.

Not to mention shooting a diseased pig that is highly infectious isn't a good idea.

 

[Bluemofia]

I assumed this was talking about humans and I'm like "Did I read South Korea right?

In any case, why bury them alive? I'm not sure why they couldn't vaccinate them, but if there's a risk to that, why can't you just shoot them? Much easier and less painful.

Eh, but then you have to deal with the bodies. So they're just cutting out the middleman by burying and killing at the same time.

 

[bhsup]

In other news, the weekly hog slaughter in America for the week ending Jan 1, 2011 was 1,923,626.

 

[CurtSibling]

"South Korean Government Buries One Million pigs!"

I call it "Ground Hog Day!"

 

[asbestos]

Clearly, the real epidemic is the Islamist infestation of the top tier of Korean government.

 

[Takhisis]

I assumed this was talking about humans and I'm like "Did I read South Korea right?

Me making the same mistake as Domination3000, my Protestant arch-rival, isn't exactly comforting.

In any case, why bury them alive? I'm not sure why they couldn't vaccinate them, but if there's a risk to that, why can't you just shoot them? Much easier and less painful.

Much easier, to shoot a million pigs?

 

[Zelig]

Much easier, to shoot a million pigs?

Well, it's probably pretty fast to shoot a million pigs without aiming to kill with each shot.

 

[Dumanios]

And with a Heavy Machine Gun.

 

[Traitorfish]

Just herd them over the North Korean border, give the guards something to do.

 

[Cashie]

I assumed this was talking about humans and I'm like "Did I read South Korea right?

I wouldn't have put it past Park Chung-Hee or any of the other dictators before 1989.

Love the tags: burial tomb, south korea #1. I misread tomb as bomb, as first, though

 

[amadeus]

I wouldn't have put it past Park Chung-Hee or any of the other dictators before 1989.

Excuse me?

 

[GamezRule]

Well, the whole point of burying them was if they are contaminated, then the disease cannot spread, I guess.

 

[Cashie]

Excuse me?

It was pretty brutal before democratisation in the 90s. I wouldn't be totally surprised if something like this came out from the Post-Korean War era. Not a thousand people, but some.

 

[Joecoolyo]

"South Korean Government Buries One Million pigs!"

I call it "Ground Hog Day!"

That was terrible

 

[Bluemofia]

Just herd them over the North Korean border, give the guards something to do.

Light them on fire while you're at it.

 

[GamezRule]

That would also work in Afghanistan.

 

[ParkCungHee]

Not a thousand people, but some.

Yeah, the thread says a million

 

[Masada]

I though it was North Korean propaganda... I'm disappoint.

 

[Slobadog]

The Germans learned how to to conduct effcient mass killings with gas chambers. They perfected this about oh more than 50 years ago. You'd think the South Koreans would be aware of this by now.