Don't forget the Garden was then guarded by cherubims and a "flaming sword". Quite homoerotic.
You know , i would say the way you perceive things is an indicator of your sexual orientation

Don't forget the Garden was then guarded by cherubims and a "flaming sword". Quite homoerotic.
What in the world is homoerotic about a sword being on fire?
The Bible's pretty symbolic. Waving around your "flaming sword" suggests something that occurs after your toe tapping has been affirmatively answered.What in the world is homoerotic about a sword being on fire?
That could explain the freaks that think the teletubbies are gay.You know , i would say the way you perceive things is an indicator of your sexual orientation![]()
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What's up with people saying they're "doing the Lord's work"? Why can't the Lord do his own work? If he's all-powerful, all-mighty, all-that, why does he have fragile, fallible humans doing his work? Hell, why doesn't he do our work for a change, if he loves us so damn much?
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People make a big deal out of him sending his only son to earth to die for our sins. (Because he loves us.) But if he's all-powerful, all-mighty, all-that, why didn't he have more sons? It's not like he had to convince anyone to sex him up. (Though I suppose that wouldn't be too difficult for God.)
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Why was it necessary to crucify Jesus to forgive our sins? Why couldn't the all-powerful, all-mighty, all-that God just forgive us because he chose to? That's how I forgive people. It should be especially easy if he loves us so much. And he's God. This crucify-my-son thing is presented as some kind of sacrifice, but I see no need for the sacrifice.
People like being able to do something in the name of something they believe to be greater or higher than themselves. It inspires them to be better at what they are doing.1
What's up with people saying they're "doing the Lord's work"? Why can't the Lord do his own work? If he's all-powerful, all-mighty, all-that, why does he have fragile, fallible humans doing his work? Hell, why doesn't he do our work for a change, if he loves us so damn much?
Christians need a physical connection between themselves and their god because it makes it seem more real to them. It makes them think I would never give up my only son to die, that must be an awesome god!2
People make a big deal out of him sending his only son to earth to die for our sins. (Because he loves us.) But if he's all-powerful, all-mighty, all-that, why didn't he have more sons? It's not like he had to convince anyone to sex him up. (Though I suppose that wouldn't be too difficult for God.)
Justice. (or at least, the judeo-christian god's sense of justice)3
Why was it necessary to crucify Jesus to forgive our sins? Why couldn't the all-powerful, all-mighty, all-that God just forgive us because he chose to? That's how I forgive people. It should be especially easy if he loves us so much. And he's God. This crucify-my-son thing is presented as some kind of sacrifice, but I see no need for the sacrifice.
And none of this "God works in mysterious ways" crap! That's a copout and you know it!
If there is one law in the entire universe that everything follows (or EVENTUALLY must follow) is the law of Justice.
Yes, God does love us infinitely, but God does not have control over divine laws. He cannot just transgress the law of justice. V
Only begotten son. It doesn't say whether or not he has others. I wouldn't personally presume to claim he has no others.
that, I'd love to answer, but frankly, I don't know. I'll see if I can find anything on that, or hopefully someone will come along that has a better answer than myself for youCould I ask, who made these divine laws?
well... the thing is... Jesus is the only LITERAL son of God. He was born in the flesh to God. However, God is the father of all our spirits.go on, convince me even more that i'm the son of god.
well... the thing is... Jesus is the only LITERAL son of God. He was born in the flesh to God. However, God is the father of all our spirits.
Not that that convinces you, its just what I imagine he meant by it
oooh, haha, I'm sorry. I got it completely backwards... but then again.. its me... figuresno, no, you got that wrong.
i'm supposed to be crazy and think of myself as the son of god.
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What's up with people saying they're "doing the Lord's work"? Why can't the Lord do his own work? If he's all-powerful, all-mighty, all-that, why does he have fragile, fallible humans doing his work? Hell, why doesn't he do our work for a change, if he loves us so damn much?
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People make a big deal out of him sending his only son to earth to die for our sins. (Because he loves us.) But if he's all-powerful, all-mighty, all-that, why didn't he have more sons? It's not like he had to convince anyone to sex him up. (Though I suppose that wouldn't be too difficult for God.)
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Why was it necessary to crucify Jesus to forgive our sins? Why couldn't the all-powerful, all-mighty, all-that God just forgive us because he chose to? That's how I forgive people. It should be especially easy if he loves us so much. And he's God. This crucify-my-son thing is presented as some kind of sacrifice, but I see no need for the sacrifice.
I'm talking about the Jesus peoples' God. I don't believe such thing actually exists, I'd just like to know how people who do believe he exists reconcile these things. So anti-Jesus people, please don't troll this up before I get some feedback. Kthx.
And none of this "God works in mysterious ways" crap! That's a copout and you know it!
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2. iF the sacrifice of God himself did not satisfy the demands of god then nothing else will be able to save us from our sins and that would mean that we have no hope. Also you are forgetting that Jesus is God (John 1:1-4 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God and the Word was God. 2 The same in the beginning with God. 3 All things were created by him; and without him was not any thing that was made made. 4 In him was life: and the life was the light of men.) So if Jesus being God was not a suitable sacrifice then nothing would ever come up the standard required.How deep the Father's love for us
How vast beyond all measure
That He would give His only Son
To make a wretch His treasure
How great the pain of searing loss
The Father turns His face away
As wounds which mar the Chosen One
Bring many sons to glory
Behold the Man upon a cross
My guilt upon His shoulders
Ashamed, I hear my mocking voice
Call out among the scoffers
It was my sin that held Him there
Until it was accomplished
His dying breath has brought me life
I know that it is finished
I will not boast in anything
No gifts, no powr's, no wisdom
But I will boast in Jesus Christ
His death and resurrection
Why should I gain from His reward?
I cannot give an answer
But this I know with all my heart
His wounds have paid my ransom
I find inconsistency in all of those proposed explanations from Plot's post, but if they're the best the theological community has got to offer, I see no reason to push the matter. At the very least, they're certainly interesting.
Or we could continue not being sensible and decide that more than one being can be entirely responsible for an action;
Plotinus' answer continues in this post after I clarified the question.
It suggests not only carnal action, but also infection. Since God and the angels are known to be close, we should be careful of God. Maybe there's some truth to the suggestion that humans can't survive proximity to God.The Bible's pretty symbolic. Waving around your "flaming sword" suggests something that occurs after your toe tapping has been affirmatively answered.
The mob boss who orders a hit and the wiseguy who carries it out are both fully responsible for the murder.
no, no, you got that wrong.
i'm supposed to be crazy and think of myself as the son of god.
Well he does a terrible job of doing that since he fails to understand the penalty of sin problem that he seems to have n concept of, which is prominent throughout the Bible and he decides o go name calling instead when people to represent that view, which is certainly should be above a man of his stature. So I have to agree with Lucy that his answers are inconsistent, but it is not the best that the Theological world can offer
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What's up with people saying they're "doing the Lord's work"? Why can't the Lord do his own work? If he's all-powerful, all-mighty, all-that, why does he have fragile, fallible humans doing his work? Hell, why doesn't he do our work for a change, if he loves us so damn much?
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People make a big deal out of him sending his only son to earth to die for our sins. (Because he loves us.) But if he's all-powerful, all-mighty, all-that, why didn't he have more sons? It's not like he had to convince anyone to sex him up. (Though I suppose that wouldn't be too difficult for God.)
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Why was it necessary to crucify Jesus to forgive our sins? Why couldn't the all-powerful, all-mighty, all-that God just forgive us because he chose to? That's how I forgive people. It should be especially easy if he loves us so much. And he's God. This crucify-my-son thing is presented as some kind of sacrifice, but I see no need for the sacrifice.
I'm talking about the Jesus peoples' God. I don't believe such thing actually exists, I'd just like to know how people who do believe he exists reconcile these things. So anti-Jesus people, please don't troll this up before I get some feedback. Kthx.
Note that you still have to move the pieces, they will not move on their own.Why do people play games of chess? Instead of letting the pieces beat the other guy for you, why not just reach across the table and strangle him yourself?
The point is not how many sons God needed, but rather that "giving up his one and only son" is overrated.One was all he needed.
But why were we punished? If God was going to forgive us anyway, why not just skip a few steps forgive Adam and Eve in the garden in the first place?Because before Jesus you were punished for your sins. Jesus was crucified so he could take your sins and the punishment they entailed onto himself and absolve you of said punishment.