Cheezy the Wiz
Socialist In A Hurry
Eran has 15 cows. He marrys all but one; that one refused to shake his hand.
"Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style
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amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
ARGENTINA: You have two cows. You buy 1,000 more and default on the debt.
BELARUS: You have two cows. You can't milk them, you can't sell them, and you can't move them. The economy stagnates.
BOLIVIA: You have two cows. The government nationalizes them.
BURMA: You have two cows. They've been under house arrest since 1989.
CANADA: You have two cows. You paint them purple so you can be different than the U.S.
CUBA: You have two cows. The state takes them both and gives you a portrait of Che Guevara.
IRAN: You have two cows. The farm is a front for your nuclear weapons plant.
MALAYSIA: You have two cows. A financial crisis causes you to lose them. Matathir blames the Jews.
NORTH KOREA: You have two cows. The state takes them and relocates you to a slave labor camp where you milk them until you die of starvation.
SAUDI ARABIA: You have two cows. You train them to fly planes and send them to the United States.
SOUTH AFRICA: You have two cows. The ANC shouts "apartheid" and has your farm repossessed.
SYRIA: You have two cows. You're jealous of all of your neighbors but still pretend to be a big man around town.
VENEZUELA: You have two cows. Hugo Chavez has you arrested for an imperialist plot to destroy Venezuela.
ZIMBABWE: You have two cows; Comrade Bob takes them both.
BELARUS: You have two cows. You can't milk them, you can't sell them, and you can't move them. The economy stagnates.
BOLIVIA: You have two cows. The government nationalizes them.
BURMA: You have two cows. They've been under house arrest since 1989.
CANADA: You have two cows. You paint them purple so you can be different than the U.S.
CUBA: You have two cows. The state takes them both and gives you a portrait of Che Guevara.
IRAN: You have two cows. The farm is a front for your nuclear weapons plant.
MALAYSIA: You have two cows. A financial crisis causes you to lose them. Matathir blames the Jews.
NORTH KOREA: You have two cows. The state takes them and relocates you to a slave labor camp where you milk them until you die of starvation.
SAUDI ARABIA: You have two cows. You train them to fly planes and send them to the United States.
SOUTH AFRICA: You have two cows. The ANC shouts "apartheid" and has your farm repossessed.
SYRIA: You have two cows. You're jealous of all of your neighbors but still pretend to be a big man around town.
VENEZUELA: You have two cows. Hugo Chavez has you arrested for an imperialist plot to destroy Venezuela.
ZIMBABWE: You have two cows; Comrade Bob takes them both.
skadistic
Caomhanach
Chessy the Wiz has two cows he uses them to make cans of arisolized cheese product spread for Kraft foods.
(thats so lame)
(thats so lame)
Perfection
The Great Head.
Chukchi Husky has no cows.
Cheezy the Wiz has two cows, but everyone thinks they're calves.
Zarn had two cows, but he burnt them at the stake.
Eran of Arcadia has two cows, he claims that they are wed despite what the government says.
Cheezy the Wiz has two cows, but everyone thinks they're calves.
Zarn had two cows, but he burnt them at the stake.
Eran of Arcadia has two cows, he claims that they are wed despite what the government says.
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
Skadistic had two cows. They feared him and ran off to the Costa del Sol, where they founded a leper colony.
Perfection has billions - not thousands - of cows.
(Wanted to do that one in reverse but the relevant user hasn't posted here.)
(Wanted to do that one in reverse but the relevant user hasn't posted here.)
Perfection
The Great Head.
Simon Darkshade has no cows but plenty of bull calves.
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
Perfection has two cows and wishes he could converse with them.
Eukaryote
Deity
LMAO! That one's best!VRWCAgent said:
You forgot this one:
CANADIAN: You have two cows, they're fatter than any net so you use 'em as goalies, soon the trend catches on and Americans get rich by making skates for cows.
That's way more cleaver than RMsharpes
GenMarshall
High Elven ISB Capt & Ghost Agent
Eran of Arcadia has two cows and he takes them with him during his missionary.
Jawz II
Oh Dear
What would you do with two cows?
i would get a camera and make cow porn.
"DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government."
thats dumb.
i would get a camera and make cow porn.
"DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government."
thats dumb.
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
CivGeneral has two cows. He makes them work in an underground lab making spectacles for him.
Perfection
The Great Head.
CivGeneral has an anime cow-girl, he'll eventually make it his avatar.
Eukaryote
Deity
MobBoss has two cows, they fall in love and he tells them that they're going to hell for being gay. But they can't listen because they don't know english, so he buys a bull to give them an alternitive. This bull runs away with the neighbour bull. Little does MobBoss know that all his farm animals are just pretending to be gay to piss him off because they don't like him. All animals hate MobBoss. It's just how nature is.
Sorry man, I couldn't resist.
Sorry man, I couldn't resist.
Sephiroth
One Winged Angel
Perfection has 2 cows and kills them with his endless debates. the end
Eukaryote
Deity
If I was a bull I'd watch it. They probably like lesbiens as much as us.Jawz II said:
Perfection
The Great Head.
Drool4Res-pect has two cows. He asks everyone around him what to do with them.
Zarn
Le Républicain Catholique
CivGeneral has two cows. One is a conservative Catholic and the other is a liberal atheist. He agrees with both.
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
Perfection had two cows. They shot him in Reno just to watch him die.
Eukaryote
Deity
Why would I do that? That probably is what I would do but how is that a reflection on my personality?Perfection said:
Anyway:
Dann has two cows, he sells them to buy porno.
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