Perfection
The Great Head.
Simon Darkshade had two cows. They pushed him into a Burning Ring of Fire.
"Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style
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Eukaryote
Deity
Perfection, what about my question? Why would I do that? I have no patience!
Perfection
The Great Head.
Because you're always asking bloody questions!
GenMarshall
High Elven ISB Capt & Ghost Agent
Drool4Res-pect has two cows, he has them both sit down on Freud's couch and ask them tons of questions.
Cheezy the Wiz
Socialist In A Hurry
Simon has four cows, of the Cleveland class. They have 12x152mm cannons.
Perfection
The Great Head.
Cattleships?
Eukaryote
Deity
Ohh, well ladies like that you know.Perfection said:
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
Cheezy has two cows who feel the need, the need for speed.
Perfection has two cows, but surgeons say that they can remove them.
Perfection has two cows, but surgeons say that they can remove them.
Perfection's cows are on the lam;
Ainwood's in chase, he calls them spam;
Rarely caught, the pursuit drags on,
Perhaps they're hiding in a pentagon.
Ainwood's in chase, he calls them spam;
Rarely caught, the pursuit drags on,
Perhaps they're hiding in a pentagon.
Perfection
The Great Head.
Not when they're questions of confusion.Drool4Res-pect said:Ohh, well ladies like that you know.
Simon Darkshade had two cows, now he has assless chaps.
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
Birdjaguar two cows look like a dag
He dresses them up like a bull in drag
Perfection, perfection has a love of the dram
Wrecked his cows with a city tram
(All my men have bottoms)
He dresses them up like a bull in drag
Perfection, perfection has a love of the dram
Wrecked his cows with a city tram
(All my men have bottoms)
Sauron's cows have seen better days,
In Minus Morgal they now graze;
Once fat and lovely they were seen,
But with those rings they've turned quite mean.
In Minus Morgal they now graze;
Once fat and lovely they were seen,
But with those rings they've turned quite mean.
Sephiroth
One Winged Angel
perfection had two cows, they were banned for spamming
drool4res-pect had two cows, they were to scared to go to school
drool4res-pect had two cows, they were to scared to go to school
GenMarshall
High Elven ISB Capt & Ghost Agent
Birdjaguar has two cows, he then teaches them how to make poetry.
Sephiroth
One Winged Angel
CivGeneral had two cows and they ate each other
Now it's dark beneath the spreading boughs,
Eucalyptus leaves shade Simon's cows;
Evil feeds their growling tummies:
"Soft puppies! My what tasty yummies!"
Eucalyptus leaves shade Simon's cows;
Evil feeds their growling tummies:
"Soft puppies! My what tasty yummies!"
GenMarshall
High Elven ISB Capt & Ghost Agent
Sephiroth has two cows, he beat them both up 
Sephiroth
One Winged Angel
and the guy sitting next to me in lunch, tooCivGeneral said:Sephiroth has two cows, he beat them both up
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
Sephiroth has two cows. Only he can see them. But they are big and tough. For cows.
azzaman333
meh
This thread had two cows, but they were spammed to death.
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