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aneeshm has two cows, but he doesn't have an avatar.
"Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style
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aneeshm had two cows. One from Pakistan and one from India. Both cows took up defensive positions at opposite ends of the barn and launched an intense artillery duel that lasted for 20 years.
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Once again my contribution (not as good as BirdJaguar's though)
aneeshm had two cows
worshipped by BJP while they ruminate
aneeshm was furious
this worshipping industry must be private
For those who do not know BJP is one of the major political parties of India
aneeshm had two cows
worshipped by BJP while they ruminate
aneeshm was furious
this worshipping industry must be private
For those who do not know BJP is one of the major political parties of India
nonconformist
Miserable
Now I get it!ybbor said:
Lozzy_Ozzy
Rapture
This has gone downhill on the last few pages 
and it seems theres nothing unusual about other than the thing which shall not be spoken 
Thats k BE
and it seems theres nothing unusual about other than the thing which shall not be spoken Thats k BE
WillJ has 2 cows that become Muslim and asks to be called "LaCream and Udderay Abdul Milkbar" and spend half the day sitting on their knees facing east chanting "MOO" backwards...
Aneeshm has two cows that insist all Hindus are sacred.
Aneeshm has two cows that insist all Hindus are sacred.
Mise
isle of lucy
Aneeshm has two cows . They are a corollary of his right to life . He cannot eat them , because it is murder , nor can he milk them , as that is rape ( and THEFT ! ! ! 
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Chukchi Husky
Lone Wolf
Lozzy_Ozzy has two cows. He talks about how great, amazing and superior they are to modern cows because they are from the 80s...
Chucki Husky has two salesman cows one convinces him that evaporated milk comes from dehydrated cows and the other says it can give him chocolate milk if he starts feeding it Hershey bars.
Mise has two stripper cows... one cow gets a silicon implant for her udder and the other says you can brand it again but only if you'll wear something sexy this time.
Mise has two stripper cows... one cow gets a silicon implant for her udder and the other says you can brand it again but only if you'll wear something sexy this time.
TrailblazingScot
I was kittenOFchaos
WillJ said:You've probably all heard various classic "two cows" jokes. Let's think of "two cows" jokes refering to CFC OT members!(e.g. WillJ has two cows. He...)
I believe the precedent established in a couple other threads is that user-specific threads are okay as long as the users mentioned give consent, so let's not joke about people until they've posted in this thread that they're okay with it. If you're interested, go ahead and say so.
Yeah, we've had this before at Civfanatics noobie
On my way home from work today, I was thinking about this thread and realized that two voices have not posted here (and are not likely to), but are very much a part of the OT experience. So I have taken the liberty to stretch the rules of this thread a bit and include them in our cow stories.
The first is CDarwin:
Two cows upon the hillside graze
The urban lands of ants they raze.
The best ants live to reproduce;
All the rest do reduce
In a swirling dust of cowpie haze.
Please do not think of this as any kind of metaphor for the human condition.
The second is our old friend DaGod. I have worked my own prejudices into this one so it may not represent your vision. I hope you will write your own.
God's cows are on the run:
Being and Nothingness are having fun.
One went East and one went West
Each thinking it's the best,
But when they meet, we'll all be One.
The first is CDarwin:
Two cows upon the hillside graze
The urban lands of ants they raze.
The best ants live to reproduce;
All the rest do reduce
In a swirling dust of cowpie haze.
Please do not think of this as any kind of metaphor for the human condition.
The second is our old friend DaGod. I have worked my own prejudices into this one so it may not represent your vision. I hope you will write your own.
God's cows are on the run:
Being and Nothingness are having fun.
One went East and one went West
Each thinking it's the best,
But when they meet, we'll all be One.
Are those actual usernames?
Perfection
The Great Head.
It's a unit from the Civ 2 Conflicts in Civilization Civil War Scenariohomeyg said:
Taliesin, you know me too well.
This one is for Bozo Erectus:
BE took his cows to town;
A twisted path over hill and down;
On the road a stranger then foretold:
BE's cows were worth more than gold.
So a deal was made BE had not foreseen,
and he traded cows for magic beans.
I owe one to Mrtn, but for the life of me can't figure out anything appropriate. My karmic leger is out of balance
Ethiopia...hmmm.....
This one is for Bozo Erectus:
BE took his cows to town;
A twisted path over hill and down;
On the road a stranger then foretold:
BE's cows were worth more than gold.
So a deal was made BE had not foreseen,
and he traded cows for magic beans.
I owe one to Mrtn, but for the life of me can't figure out anything appropriate. My karmic leger is out of balance
Ethiopia...hmmm.....
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