Nicely done!ybbor said:
Ybbor's cows, huddled by the sea,
Matthew, Mark Luke and John they be;
The multitude he feeds with milk,
And Christian words, smooth as silk.
With gentle mooing his cows agree.
"Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style
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Ybbor's cows, huddled by the sea,
Matthew, Mark Luke and John they be;
The multitude he feeds with milk,
And Christian words, smooth as silk.
With gentle mooing his cows agree.
MattBrown said:
Which essentially answers this question:
Chairman Meow said:
Great use of a Big Lebowski quotation!Thanks, man! I was worried nobody would get it. IIRC, BE used to have the white russian from Jackie Treehorn's as his avatar for a while, so I was hoping it was applicable as well, since that's the closing line to that scene. Thanks for catching it! 
thescaryworker
Builder
thescaryworker has two cows.
They run away in fright.
They run away in fright.
Perfection
The Great Head.
thescaryworker has two cows, they evolved.
amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
It doesn't work without the picture.
amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
I had two cows, but then this kid ate them.
And Matt Brown's hunger problem was solved.Perfection said:
ybbor
Will not change his avata
Perfection as two cows. he claims to have found evidence linking the cows and the Giant Radioactive Monkey to a common ancestor
You have two cows...
I think the Swiss model is the best
I think the Swiss model is the best
- A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. Then you covet it.
- A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his.
- A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. Barbara Streisand sings for you.
- REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?
- COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.
- FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage which ultimately blows up the cows.
- CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
- DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.
- BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.
- AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the 2 cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts that you have reduced your expenses. Your stock goes up.
- FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch. Life is good.
- JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
- GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
- ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows but you don't know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch. Life is good.
- RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. You produce your 10th, 5 year plan in the last 3 months. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
- SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you. You charge for storing them for others. If they give milk, you tell no one.
- BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows. You expropriate them. The American corporation goes Chapter 11.
- INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.
Perfection
The Great Head.
Perfection
The Great Head.
Oh, and I would strike again, but the other thread is so much cooler, that this thread doesn't deserve the honor
"Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=112708
"Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=112708
skadistic
Caomhanach
I'd take a Japanese corporation running under American capitolism.
And while breeding my uber-cows I'd film it and sell it to sckos for $49.95 a DVD on E-bay.
And while breeding my uber-cows I'd film it and sell it to sckos for $49.95 a DVD on E-bay.
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Tycoon101 said:
American style: Buy two cows, sell both to Europe while at war when their people are starving for extortionate amounts of money. Buy 100 more cows with the money earned and sell them to the starving people in Europe, again for extortionate amounts of money. Repeat until necessary to become single world power.
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